Hope the party had someone slapping the bag

Also 6’3” and once I was able to sleep on a flight from Cancun to Chicago for twenty minutes by leaning uncomfortably forward and resting my head on the seat in front of me. I was in the middle seat of two other broad-shouldered over 6 foot men.

Only time I’ve been able to sleep on a flight

Perfect setting for Noah Schultz in his second career start. Comfortable pitching against the A’s in a minor league park and looking great.

The Mets and the Jets are hilarious

No penile acid-injections in the Summer Olympics

and when it’s dry

no

Damn. Sox lose, Antonacci playing well in LF but no chance with that throw.

Welcome back home! Everything has gotten better here!

Jason Benetti knows these things because he’s both a White Sox fan and an incredible baseball announcer. And the White Sox let him go.

No, I will not get over it Brooks Boyer.

John Schiffren mentioning the sad passing of Garrett Anderson and not saying a word about HIS HR DERBY CHAMPIONSHIP AND ALL-STAR GAME MVP 2003 AT THE ONLY ALL-STAR GAME NEW COMISKEY PARK HAS EVER HOSTED?!

This guy has to go.

Nick Kurtz is BIG

God knows I’m not good at speaking but Gordon Beckham just said “a big insurance run by Munetori”.

Munetori?

Murikami is amazing. How did he hit that pitch out? 73 mph curve on the outside corner and lifts it over the left-center fence

Love when catchers can hit. His bat is on fire.

White Sox just slugging it!

#MetaphorAlert

This garbage truck is a dirty one, I should call her

My Bluesky engagement strategy

Found my new hobby. Perfect for baseball Sickos @mlbguessr.bsky.social

🎶Cuz I’m the Tax Whale🎶
🎶Yeaaahh I’m the Tax Whale🎶

If I ever met Geoffrey Baer or Rick Steves it would be equal to meeting Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr.

Chicago by “L” with Geoffrey Baer is on Channel 11 RIGHT NOW! ALERT! ALERT! WAKE UP THE TRAIN AUTISTICS IN YOUR LIFE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

My dad texted me exactly this

Things that work: giant rocket, very precise math, orbital mechanics, cameras, iPhones

Things that don’t work: Microsoft Outlook, toilets, sat phones

Fuck SpaceX

Fund NASA

This is why NASA is a thing. SpaceX could never.

Back to answering emails and doomscrolling. A nice 10 day distraction they had.

There’s four astronauts coming back to Earth from the Moon. I’m in tears.

16” softball leagues start up again at end of month. I’m cured (until fall)!