TW: Disturbing content
Posts by Moe Szyslak
WHY AM I IN THIS MESS???
PISS OFF, TURTLE
Hey everyone. CappyKid here. AGAIN.
Yep. I’ve been called out once again. This time for being a creep around minors.
I knew I should’ve stayed inactive. I fucking knew I should’ve…
Please be aware that I want the best in the new generation of people. I never intended to be weird.
(Continued…)
“ Dis is a private room. We got private. . . uh, eyes. We been. . . investigatin' you. ”
🎙️ « #DELTARUNERP #UTDRRP #UTRP #DTRP #MVRP » 🎤
“ We, uh. . . We like what we see. Keep it up. ”
“Dang. Lots of people must really like me.”
#UNDERTALERP / #DELTARUNERP / #BSKYRP / #MVRP
Delete your Twitter account
“Barney got into the beer again. He’s on the timeout chair.”
“That’d be nice. Thank you.”
You are good enough. Actually, you're probably overqualified, but let's stay humble here.
Name: Bunger
Age: Bunger
Species: Bunger
Bunger: Bunger
“Believe me, pal. I had to hire some chicks to attract more customers, but that didn’t last very long. They found another bar outside of Springfield to advertise.”
“Okay, kid. Now you’re just tryna piss me off.”
“The hell you think I was doing?”
//Im fuckin dead man
“Blame my washin’ machine. It’s been acting up for years.”
//LE YOINKADOO
𝙸'𝚖 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚢... 𝙸𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍? 𝙸'𝚖 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚍. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎, 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚢. 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎, 𝚒𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚝?
pauline didn’t get that many outfits in mkw so let’s draw her some!
“Your eyes say otherwise, pal.”
“Hey! Weed is good, okay?”
“Oh shit. A chimpanzee with anger issues.”
“Yeah, but can’t you read the sign? NO OME UNDER 18 ALLOWED. Now go find an ice cream truck or something.”
“Somebody kill me. I’ve seen enough.”
But I think something's wrong with me. I think something's wrong with me. I think something's glued down wrong, maybe permanently.
“Disney? More like Disrespectful.”