jillresh #BreaksTheInternet again

@irate_dogs be like “that’s a heckin angry doggo (pupper)”

in the furry community, a submissive dog who likes things loud is called a subwoofer. don’t ask me how i know

so they lost all the tweets on here or something?

if you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses

are we training an ai to do glasses or something? this is a weird prompt

people are the worst i swear!

aren’t all carrots from the ground?

i’m so old i just got a hangover from no alcohol. just purely dehydrated from doing too much

free bread? now that’s something worth standing in line for

i don’t stand in line to spend money. you, as a business, either want it or you don’t.

meownopaws even. too much?

every quote tweet i see on this app:

get a load of the newest thing this scum bag said. they’re a horrible person and they always have been
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thanks homie! my brain isn’t working so well this week

genderqueer?

car wash / war cash
is this anything?

is the criminal mischief guy on here? sound off if you know who i’m talking about

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i’m so tired i could sleep a horse

i need a holiday where i don’t have to do anything. stop giving me holidays that come with obligation

i hate feeling like i wasted time on something. like when you put effort into it and though no fault of your own it turns out bad. and not just something you were doing for fun either, so now you have to find something else to take it’s place and that takes more time and effort

i hate seeing a lone goose or duck out and about. like bro where’s your partner/lover/pack?

thanks for absolutely no detail. obvi these things are possible, but my post was clearly made in a moment of frustration

i’m not afraid to say it i think the moons haunted tweet sucks except i am afraid to say it so that’s why i’m posting it here

is it even possible to make sourdough if you don’t work from home? you’re telling me i have to babysit this thing for 12 hours and i can’t even bake it the same day?!

rip mike f. you were goated with the sauce

hot take, but i don’t think “moon’s haunted” is funny.
also it’s one of these

i saw that he texted back, but generally i’d say that’s demand avoidance. texts might /feel/ too much like there’s pressure to reply and keep up the conversation while instagram is for like memeing and jokes

i’m inventing words only a computer can say

Alt: jeb bush’s iconic “please clap” moment during his presidential campaign

*at the poetry slam* “please snap”

royal teas
royalties
royal tease