Call me crazy, but I don’t think the Palantir Übermensch should look like the guy down the block who, when he is arrested with three human heads in his freezer sitting next to a box of Dove bars, neighbors go: “Yeah, that sounds about right.”
About to start a “strangers in a spooky mansion murder mystery” and a greater mystery has presented itself.
Not a real follower of the authors (“Evelyn Clarke“ is a joint effort by VE Schwab & Cat Clarke) but I feel there is may be a Biggie/Tupac thing going on here with the promise of bloodshed.
Missouri's murder rate is 73% HIGHER than California’s.
No amount of right-wing spinning can change reality: our state is investing in prevention, enforcement, and is holding criminals accountable.
The U.S. Senator from Missouri should fix his own failed policies before lecturing us.
Murderous looking basset. Probably a serial killer
A sparrow managed to fly into the living room because the balcony doors were open and we are pretty sure Rosalita Esperanza Beyoncé killed it. Therefore, for the foreseeable future, she will be known as “Murdergirl.“ THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! TJB
Hard nope, nope. And... nope.
Glad the Bluesky outage is over so Blueskyers can get back to important Blueskying
I’ll add that if I was hired to do oppo research/create ads against Plattner it would be the easiest job I’ve had in 55 years of working,
That is what people should be worried about and is even fresher in peoples minds after the Swalwell debacle here in my lovely state.
You may not be aware of this, I think Bernie is a shouty ineffective clown. I spoke with some of his delegates at the 2016 Dem convention in Philadelphia and it was like talking to 40-year-old toddlers.
Plattner is an empty flannel shirt who says what people want to hear just like his army pals
I was unaware that 30-something Graham Platner had never ever met a woman or person of color when he made those comments. Man, rich kids really lead sheltered lives. We should try and mainstream them by letting them serve in the US Senate like a Make A Wish kid afflicted by racism and woman hate.
I’m waiting for a progressive to boast that Graham Platner has ”really evolved” because he hasn’t told any of Eric Swalwell’s victims that they shouldn’t have had that drink with him and maybe they should learn to “act like an adult for fuck’s sake.“
Gotta hurt for Riley Gaines to come in tied for fifth among people Trump likes…
When you think about it, the Pope “is“ weak on crime: he let JD Vance get away with murdering Pope Francis.
I mean, granted, Pope Leo got a promotion out of the deal, plus the corner office and the better parking space, but still…
“When alerted to the American president’s comments, His Holiness Pope Leo XIV made what Vatican insiders described as a ‘jerk-off‘ motion, rolled his eyes, said ‘fuck that fucking guy,‘ laughed and walked away.”
“Lissen. Lissen. Lissen,” Rubio said to Trump after his fifth $18 UFC beer. “What if WE blockaded the Strait of Hormel, Hermanos, whatever? Right? Right? Right? Right? We should totally do that, they’ll never see it coming. ‘Boom! Blocked, bitch!‘ I’m gonna go get some nachos, want anything?”
Trump White House: “Looks like the Iran war finally made the Epstein files go awa—“
Melania breaks through wall like Kool Aid man: “This one time , at band camp, Jeff and Ghislaine and I…”
Trump White House: “Fuck. Just... fuck.”
Trump‘s last minute decision to not end civilization in Iran, precipitating a Middle East conflagration that would lead to World War III and possible extinction of life as we know it, places a tremendous amount of pressure on the Red Sox to actually have to win tonight.
One of the funniest Cartoons I've seen in a while. Lol 🤣 Enjoy
Hegseth and Trump describing recovering the downed pilot like a middle-aged man describing loading the dish washer and starting it for the first time.
CBS’s excuse for why it killed the investigation into CECOT was that it wasn’t original and news-distinctive enough.
I guess Bondi will have more time for chatting online with Byron Noem…
The country's largest network of crisis pregnancy centers has publicly aligned itself with 'abolitionists'—the movement that wants abortion patients to get the death penalty jessica.substack.com/p/the-most-d...
Spoiler: It’s all a ruse and, in the end, having gained the confidence of the pope, JD kills him.
Just saved you $35. You can thank me later…
This is how Rahm eats his eggs. Sunnyside up, the yolks stare back at him in defeat as he stabs the slimy film, blinding them with his steely fork. The contents spill out like the entrails of his dead enemies,which he sops up with unbuttered bread.
In the distance a mother cries, ”Cluck, cluck,”
Neither Franken or Wellstone has or had a Nazi tattoo for what should be obvious reasons outside of, you know, don’t have a Nazi tattoo…
Charlie should be spoken of in the same way we regard Frank DeFord, Roger Angell and Jim Murray
Tiger Woods has never been a decent person; he wasn’t raised to be one and he never had to try to become one, in large part due to dick-riding sportswriters who knew a meal ticket when they saw one.
Below is the only piece that cuts through all the hero worship crap:
www.gq.com/story/tiger-...
This is such a satisfying lede. I love this for her. www.chronicle.com/article/elis...
