o no i'm a senior person in an important position and i'm under pressure wtf

This morning I’ve seen Olly Robbins’s appearance before the select committee described as ‘box office’, while a commentator flagged up another key political moment with the words ‘bring the popcorn’.

That’s one of our main problems right there.

evidence Book II was capable of boring people to death

in Italy pasta thieves are sent to pennetentiary

nothing says respect for audiences and the art of storytelling than re-editing an old & franchise-defining blockbuster to change the course of entire storylines & gloss over failed phases

in Italy pasta thieves are sent to pennetentiary

OMFG I had to go and check that this ACTUALLY happened.

Since when does the BBC ever do chyrons with a political party's branding, rather than their own? Not to mention this is during a pre-election campaign purdah.

(h/t @iainsol.bsky.social)

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please don’t resign, spare us from EMERGENCY PODCASTS

An ‘Open Hormuz’ is 1/10 of a Scaramucci

'Last year Richard Tice said Angela Rayner should resign if she had any moral decency after she'd underpaid stamp duty, should he also resign then by his own standards?'

Answer, dear reader, was there none.

i cannot be convinced Kneecap’s new single isn’t Adam Buxton

Who Funds Nigel Farage? Mapping His Millions Reform UK leader Nigel Farage is the highest-paid Member of Parliament. In less than two years as the MP for Clacton, Farage has racked up £2 million in personal income and gifts, on top of his £94,00...

With Farage making a shed load of money from bitcoin and an assortment of weird companies, we’ve launched a map and live tracker of his income 👇🏻👇🏻

re-editing an old mega-buster to wring it for coin & link it to a new must-succeed film is a fun way to retcon an entire phase which don’t work out

does anyone turn up to the QE II antiques roadshow special with any old paperwork about Andrew

do you know what’s good, doing crimes in GTA IV to this

they’ll be dancing on the streets within the strict guidelines of authoritarian autocracy tonight

these pricks have such a track record the amount of low-hanging fruit available should send an interviewer into a sugar coma

lol at the BBC using clips of Robert Jenrick off Laura Kuenssberg attacking Keir Starmer’s fitness for office with no mention of *his* past scandals or his boss’s bestie friendship with Epstein’s close mate

Trevor Phillips said on Sky News this morning that "everybody in the country who could read a newspaper" knew in advance of the Mandelson appointment that he was problematic

is this the same Phillips who interviewed Mandelson on October 08 2023 and didn't ask any questions about Epstein friendship?

a useful reminder how the far-right presents itself as moral arbiters without having any reason to do so & are so rarely questioned as to why they claim that ground

When Angela Rayner underpaid £40,000 in stamp duty, Richard Tice said it was "morally completely indefensible” and she should resign if she had “any moral decency”.

Now we learn he set up four shell companies that let him avoid paying £100,000 he owed in tax and to then transfer the cash to Reform

It doesn't take a forensic accountant to work out whose interests Nigel Farage really serves

Breaking news: a new level of lameness has been discovered

the drinking is completely inappropriate for his position, it’s far more suited to Secretary of Defence

Concern grows for Suella Braverman as she completely forgets she spent nine years as part of the Conservative government, including two periods as Home Secretary, responsible for immigration.

can’t wait for pROPeR jOUrNaLiSts to ask if Farage agrees with his candidate

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