Our finest knives, forks,
Spoons, and more; I’m sure you’ll find
Them all top drawer.

Seymour Opticians
Live up to their name, selling
Specs in lovely frames.

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Dishwashers gently
Splosh and hum, rest for a bit
And then they’re done. Bleeep!

Don’t drink until
Your eyesight’s blurred; stop as soon
As your words go slurred.

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Made to carry drinks.
Put down. I think I’m a mug.
Perhaps I’ll get slammed.

This week British Haiku will be:

In The Kitchen

Each day of the week a different haiku on that theme will be posted.

All haiku previously posted, on many other weekly themes, have been stored on www.britishhaiku.com, where they can be found on the ‘Previous Haiku’ page.

Best wishes to all.

Swift stream rip and ride,
Bubble, bobble, slip and slide
Bounce, break, gleam and glide.

Inflated egos
Punctured by close relatives
On Christmas visits.

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Bulbs stirring, pushing,
Busting through, thrusting upwards,
Bursting into bloom.

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Bulbs stirring, pushing,
Busting through, thrusting upwards,
Bursting into bloom.

He clocked it using
The timely hack: always Spring
Forward then Fall back.

Golden daffodils
That host ten thousand drivers
Driving to the coast.

Cherry blossom trees
Play dead; then in the pink they
Spring out overhead.

Quakers affirm; to
Them, you see, swearing oaths is
A hypocrisy.

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#quakers

Open, clean, public
WC. The apex
Of society.

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Magic carpet flight
Of fancy white, purple and
Yellow dancing bright.

April showers gift
Rainbows to those who lift their
Eyes unto the hills.

This coming week on British Haiku:

Spring

Each day of the week a different haiku on that theme will be posted.

All haiku previously posted, on many other weekly themes, have been stored on www.britishhaiku.com, where they can be found on the ‘Previous Haiku’ page.

Best wishes to all.

White swans glide through life
Serene; all their hard legwork
Remaining unseen.

His statue means he’ll
Never be dead. And that birds
Will poo on his head.

To stay a small size
Don’t eat loads of pies; yes, that’s
What I would advise.

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Dogs lark in the park,
Owners ready at the mark.
Race around! Bark! Bark!

Ulysses S Grant
Fought Robert E Lee. ‘Twas a
Famous victory.

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#robertsouthey

Oh, the see-saw rides
Swings and roundabouts and slides
Of our adult lives.

Arial 10: “I’ll
Have a beer”. Barman: “We don’t
Serve your type in here”.

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He’s long since away.
But on their bench she tells him
All about her day.

Grass is grown and mown
So kids won’t moan and groan but
Play outdoors in strips.

More fun at Park Run:
Quick Vic, Slow Mo, Pushchair Pete
And Basil The Dog.

This coming week British Haiku will be:

In The Park

Each day of the week a different haiku on that theme will be posted.

All haiku previously posted, on many other weekly themes, have been stored on www.britishhaiku.com, where they can be found on the ‘Previous Haiku’ page.

Best wishes to all.

Warm inn, cold out, sup
Beer, say nowt, drink up, turn, go,
Lift latch, tramp through snow.

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