Hey @bsky.app, a search bar for individual profiles to search just their skeets would be sweet. Is there an advanced search where you can search for skeets from or to a certain user with keywords and date ranges? If not, it's another feature to consider developing.

The kind of cold that makes you want to start a bonfire with your crappy neighbor's house to stay warm.

Nobody: ...
Nobody 2: ...

Me: Don't you wish we had heated roofs for melting the snow off them in winter time?

Both nobodies: >blinks<

I think Michael J Fox does, but not Clinton, but that's based on her glaring character flaws, not on what she may have done in service to the government.

Cats are used to being worshipped and catered to. They're such snobs.

Delusions of grandeur on top of diminished cognitive functions. Go big or go home they say.

Purifies you of COVID?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thanks for showing me that your brain is devolving.

Out of pity for your condition, I'm going to leave you alone now.

This is the way.

I think he's weird.

*knock

You can get vitamin d in a pill. You don't have to spend lots of time in the sun making your skin look like dried out leather. If that's the look you prefer, where people mistakenly think you're 30 yrs older than you are, know yourself out, bruv. This young lady is beautiful.

Their job is taste testing new flavors of toothpaste.

This is going on my gift list for 2025. If you're on my sh!tlist, you're getting one of these for your birthday.

A screenshot of my followers, which only shows five accounts, vs the 9 followers at the top that BlueSky is saying I have.

@support.bsky.team Something isn't adding up here. There appears to be 4 followers missing in my list.

What am I missing here?

I sometimes do both of these things while awake.

Yeah, Mike, and the horse you rode in on.

I keep my screams in a big mason jar, in case I need to use them later.

You know that person knew exactly what they were doing, making that their username.

Sometimes it's the little things that really remind me how screwed up people (besides me) are.

That's a twofer.

The lamp is hilarious, but the woman basically said she bought it for herself.

I laugh at that, because I'd get myself one too, and one for every family member that I don't like.

yep

A screenshot from the Merriam Webster account on BlueSky. Their post says "Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2025. May the odds be ever in your favor. The screenshot that I took landed on the word spaghetti.

It appears that my life is going to get twisted, slippery and saucy 2025.

What's your 2025 word?
bsky.app/profile/merr...

I keep seeing online ads for apps that protect your data online.

Y'all can have it and sell it if you wanna.

With my credit score and my distrust of banks to hold onto the money I do want to keep, the person you sell my data to is gonna have a bad time.

if you pay real human money for followers on bluesky there's something so wrong with you i don't even know if we have access to the knowledge or technology that it would take to fix you

Epic

You're welcome. Ain't nobody got time for the therapy that would be needed after seeing my visage.

Somewhere out in the world, someone is thinking about you while they're flushing turds down the toilet.

This financial strategy was well executed.

New Year New Me?

Oh no, you've come to the wrong place. I'll beat every dead horse until it's just a pile of bones.

Then I'll use said bones to make decorations sure to keep the neighbors away from the front door.

If you see this, post an image you saved cause it made you laugh.

Nobody:
Not A Single Person:
Me: Should I get my thumb pierced so I have a permanent place to hang my chapstick?