Sorry, definitely and violently sexist: bsky.app/profile/bwd....

why are ai folks so bent about me hating it. fine, i'll fall behind! let me!!! fuck off!!!!

Tuh, I pretended to do a slide like this into leaf piles and beanbag chairs DECADES ago this guy ain’t original plus my slides were the winning run in Game 7 of the World Series.

Trying to explain to 10yo Rahula that his mom’s favorite rock artist performs on stage with the rap group whose albums she won’t allow him to buy, in part because they are united against the president who is Donald Trump.

Please understand me that I am sincere when I say “You have fun with that.” Like, I genuinely want you to have fun, and also I genuinely want it to be you and not me lol.

Look, sexuality is a spectrum…

Jerry Reinsdorf’s White Sox: ableist, probably sexist, but not 1940s racist.

A stylized sign that supposedly says “arts alliance forest park” with an arrow pointing toward their event, but the word “arts” is in a rough 2x2 grid with r in the upper left, t in the upper right, a in the lower left and s in the lower right so it looks like “rats”

Real housewife yelling “Arts Alliance of Forest Park!” white cat saying “Rats Alliance of Forest Park.”

Yeah “fundamental human right” in some states vs. “crime” in other states has precedent in US history.

Our whole media ecosystem is kidnapped by “balance” over “this one guy is clearly lying.” That’s why measles is back and killing kids.

Easily the best part of Harris & Walz's campaign was just going on TV and calling these people weird dorks and I'll curse the Dem consultant class until I'm in the grave for making them stop

We need New Deal level programming to build assisted living facilities and then staff them in order to prepare for more octogenarians, nonagenarians and centenarians than we’ve ever had in human history. Unless AI can build and staff those places (it can’t), Verizon CEO Dan Schulman is full of shit.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

My first career was covering the Bears for the Tribune. My third career was in reproductive health advocacy. Never has a joke been more pertinent to like, exactly me.

If you write this you should have to immediately forfeit your social security

“The depression would have ended sooner if George W. Bush’s grandfather was successful in his plot to assassinate FDR” is probably not what this person is saying outright but it’s the upshot of what they’re saying.

It’s been two consecutive first weeks of January that I’ve been like “fuck session starts on Wednesday. BUT WAIT. NOT FOR ME.”

(Which is to say, you are absolutely correct because WHY do we associate cabbage with those demos)

The white butterfly/moth that you see flittering about Midwest gardens (and possibly elsewhere I haven’t really clocked them outside the Midwest, doesn’t mean they’re not there) are called Cabbage Whites. Which just sounds like a slur for Eastern Europeans and the Irish.

The one i saw was, “At some point, your parents tucked you into bed for the last time and neither you nor they knew.”

I want to see if faith leaders, especially those who are Black men, will actually address the violence men are inflicting on their girlfriends, wives, and mothers this Sunday, or if they’ll keep centering fundraising and messages about women being “virtuous” and forgiving.

Jacki you replied to my post about Ted Mullens like an hour and a half ago

But it doesn’t have as many foreigners featured so that’s why Nuggets Wolves had to be streaming at 2:30 pm.

“My religious text says this land belongs to me, therefore you must submit to me,” sure does sound exactly like what Schumer’s party is supposed to be fighting AGAINST this November.

@esmirelle.bsky.social I don’t see a top lip

Oh my fucking god I don’t know if I need this but I absolutely need a Mean Girls/Schitt’s Creek crossover where Gretchen Wieners is like a philanthropist who funds Ted Mullens’ Galapagos research and they hit it off at a benefit but then Alexis is like running PR for the benefit.

Underneath this post there’s a whole discussion about Ryan Dorsey “disappearing.” True I don’t live in Baltimore anymore and I don’t see him poking around on this site but it’s Ryan. I bet if you just hang out behind the Blacksauce tent at the Waverly farmers market, you’ll run into him.

Like why even have the Ant-a Claus ads if you aren’t gonna market the fuck out of Ant vs. Joker