As always

The original competency porn.

YES. Fighting fire with fire.

Maybe it's just me but I don't think Jeffrey Epstein's clients should be the ones to decide if Jeffrey Epstein's clients should be prosecuted.

I pronounce the argument that Americans need guns to protect us from a tyrannical government officially dead. Kaput. We're living under a tyrannical government and the only people suffering from gun violence are innocent children and civilians. No one's using them against this government.

If it’s Monday, the Strait of Hormuz must be closed.

And then a freeze frame.

Saw it yesterday and it was exactly what I needed. Beautiful.

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

I have two who wait for me in the mornings for their (unsalted, in-shell) peanuts. I’ve been friends with them for two years and they come a lot closer to me now. They’re delightful.

Relatable

Because Frump is not capable of negotiating. All he can do is bluster and threaten. The nuances of negotiation are beyond him (and most of his appointees, to be honest).

An actor who understood the assignment 100%of the time.

If they had thumbs they would rule the world. Alas.

Cuz we could visibly lose against North Korean and it’s a lot more able to strike back?

Absolutely not. We will NOT send kids off to die for Frump and Bibi’s benefit in an illegal war.

Spouse made me my coffee this morning and it was perfection. It’s like he knows me. Celebrating 31 years together and 26 of wedlock this weekend.

Stop praising Orbán for not attempting a coup.

He only stepped down because Magyar's win was too massive to steal.

He rigged the constitution, captured the institutions, and used state media to his advantage.

He did everything he could to destroy democracy, and he failed

On the right is someone NFL doctors say is 6’3, 230 lbs with 5% body fat

On the left is someone White House doctors say is 6’3, 224 lbs with 4.8% body fat

If the White House is THAT dishonest about something so clear, why should we believe anything they say about anything?

When citizens cannot access medical care because it will bankrupt them, they turn to what’s free - television hucksters and the internet. And that’s a fertile ground for snake oil salesmen and breathtaking untruths. Now all that crap is being endorsed by the government, but it’s still crap.

Joining the rest of us with eyes.

Just call me Woke McWoketywokewoke in that case.

Bet… the steak? The lobster? Whatever could have happened to all that money…?

He never had any plans for affordability. He’s all just talk, then acting for personal gain. Deplorable.

I was having problems this morning but it seems to have resolved.

“The Pope doesn’t speak for the Catholic church!”
-MAGA morons

I can’t help laughing at this. It’s to absurd.

I have a LOT of issues with the church. But Jesus? He’s never been the problem.

Have you ever seen them in the same room!? HAVE YOU!?!?

These people parade their ignorance like a flag. Just the most unserious people available.

Thank you! Regimes only topple under pressure and we need all the outside pressure on these looneys as we can get!