cruise cancelled. fuck my stupid chungus librarian-free life.

pushing my wife overboard on the northernlion supercruise so I have a chance with librarian

vampires during summer be like: hey, it's a cloudy day, wanna go hang out at the blood garden?

"you're needed at the all hands call"

all my hands are clasped around a pint rn i can't be calling ppl

call you meals on wheels bc you'd look hot on a bike!!!

if you've got a pure heart and good intentions you shouldn't have to attend four hour meetings

reading bell hooks at the urinal and nodding my head to show I agree (good) but bouncing the stream onto the floor with the motion (bad)

can you see thomas sheebee from there he's my favourite peaky blindy

me, bidding farewell to the lovecraftian nightmare monster: no, please, the horror was all mine

the iran war might be the first example of a genuinely postmodern military operation

interviewer: why do you think we should hire you

me: *points out the window at a guy above us on the next building* that's my friend

interviewer: wow. you're hired

adamnkilla smiling at camera

OOH YOU VISIBLE AINT YA

VISIBLE!! VISIBLE!! VISIBLE!!

transgender day of rizzability

hanging out with my friends. we're smiling, we're laughing. everyone's having fun. call that the platonicule

serra in the mirror wearing ears hat and black top, makeup done to look like a club penguin penguin

club penguin makeup :)

clowning around

thick bowl not durable??

Brooke in emo clothes with some lipstick

it's ravin time

tony hawk tuah

going to a restaurant and asking if you can eat on the sofa

concerning

how did hunter-gatherers be inventing agriculture without sweet treats

bugs with a non-traditional relationship structure

stop eating pussy with the wussies and start sucking cock with the jocks

brooke (me) in an open red flannel shirt, bralette, and baggy black jeans

think someone poisoned one of the dozen drinks I had last night bc i still feel a little tender

me, serra, and pheebz have all posted "french tucking my balls". i, despite being the originator of the phrase, have the fewest interactions on my post. this is a problem.

nobody appreciates the og

french tucking my balls

french tucking my balls

french tucking my balls

im the clavicular of stoicmaxxing