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Posts by Hazel Zorn

David Lynch calling into a megaphone "Okay, let's try that again, but this time good."

David Lynch calling into a megaphone "Okay, let's try that again, but this time good."

when I go into rewrite a first draft

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Update: IT'S OUT

Do YOU know him? Have YOU heard of Kelwas?

buttondown.com/crosshatches...

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This is so good ❤️

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I mean.

Couldn’t agree more🖤☠️
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@hazelzorn.bsky.social
@joshuathehull.bsky.social

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black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

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#HorrorWritersChat

Go check out books from @tenebrouspress.bsky.social , @stelliform.press , and @nefariousbatpress.bsky.social . They've got the good shit.

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NANCY HAS MET SLUGGO DOWNTOWN 

HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS 

NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY

SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)

NANCY HAS MET SLUGGO DOWNTOWN HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)

WOIMSDAY

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I feel the exact same way. I need long breaks to digest passages/chapters.

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Time to reread The Great American Novel

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You have to buy Thomas’s book to read the foreword to see why I think those stories are great but you can read my essay on why The Best Weird Fiction of the Year Vol. 1 is great for free, right now, and find out how weird fiction is constituted by weird reading (you should also buy Thomas’s book)

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heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

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The Pope is WEAK on crime is so gd funny; I am HOWLING

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As the best pickpocket in line at the Vatican, I can confirm that the Pope isn’t doing shit to stop me

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FIRST MEN IN THE MOON (1964, Nathan Juran)

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Tenebrous Press & Michael Bettendorf Lurking all day Saturday and Sunday!

Tenebrous Press aims to drag the malleable horror genre into newer, weirder territory with stories that are provocative, intelligent, and terrifying. Delivered by voices diverse and unsung. Hail the 10p cult.

A large black and white Tenebrous Press logo is off to the left. 

Below are the book covers for TRVE CVLT, Dear Stupid Penpal, and Reef Mind, along with a QR code to the Tenebrous Store. 

Find me ar Rewind Book Fair!
Booth #114
Rewind Book Fair April 18-19, 2026. Minnesota state fairgrounds grandstand. Rewindbookfair.com.

The background looks like a 90s arcade/roller rink carpet puked on the page. Green zigzags, multicolored stars, pink puddles of goops adorn the page.

Tenebrous Press & Michael Bettendorf Lurking all day Saturday and Sunday! Tenebrous Press aims to drag the malleable horror genre into newer, weirder territory with stories that are provocative, intelligent, and terrifying. Delivered by voices diverse and unsung. Hail the 10p cult. A large black and white Tenebrous Press logo is off to the left. Below are the book covers for TRVE CVLT, Dear Stupid Penpal, and Reef Mind, along with a QR code to the Tenebrous Store. Find me ar Rewind Book Fair! Booth #114 Rewind Book Fair April 18-19, 2026. Minnesota state fairgrounds grandstand. Rewindbookfair.com. The background looks like a 90s arcade/roller rink carpet puked on the page. Green zigzags, multicolored stars, pink puddles of goops adorn the page.

Tenebrous TRVE CVLTist—& author of the upcoming MIDWESTERN CHROME!—@beardedbetts.bsky.social will be repping us at the upcoming Rewind Book Fair in MN, 4/18-4/19!

We can only hope that the fair vibes are as peak SAVED BY THE BELL as this flyer suggests🖤☠️

More info:
rewindbookfair.com

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"A universe is extinguished/ Every time a soul goes out of it--"

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Running outside to wave at Christina

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Dear Harlequin: Nobody Asked For Your Weird, New AI Video “Microdramas” On Monday Harlequin announced that it would partner with the AI company Dashverse using their proprietary production studio to offer 40 short-form videos “inspired” by Harlequin Romance books. Thes…

I wrote about the new AI partnership that Harlequin announced as if it was an exciting thing. lithub.com/dear-harlequ...

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Audiobook just dropped! 🪸🦞I am incredibly grateful to @raincorbyn.bsky.social for making this a reality. 🖤

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Heeeeey look what came in the mail @ivygrimes.bsky.social ! I can't wait to read it!

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imagine the Pope personally calling you a fake bitch who's going to hell lol

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Spent the morning talking to my teen son about the Roman Empire. I'm a simple woman; this is all I have ever wanted from life. 😂

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Bear Tower Investors
Carnifex & Sons: A Family Business
Avern Florists
Baldanders! Memory Loss Elixir
Autarch Surveillance Services

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This is what I mean when I tell people my books are not a message/moral but an invitation to conversation. The book is my side of that conversation. How you interact with it and talk and think about it is yours.

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For Woke Week, I make the case for Clive Barker's Nightbreed - a lurid, pulp masterpiece butchered on its release. It knows who its enemies are - the cops, the state, and a straight society that seek to control and manipulate people for being different. Also it's sick. aftermath.site/nightbreed-m...

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Goldman Sachs reports that 300 million full-time jobs could be replaced by AI by 2030. Labor turnover is high and hiring has slowed. 71% of Americans worry that AI will cause permanent job loss. As young people about to enter the workforce for the first time, the fear of unemployment is understandable, but we cannot save ourselves with the very tool that is putting us at risk.

The irony is that as Penn pours endless money and energy into AI advancement in its attempt to get ahead, the University is only quickening its own demise. AI cannot coexist with education — it can only degrade it. As technology advances and workers are replaced by machines, schools are some of the only places we have left to explore and wrestle with human thought. With our own university leading the charge, AI is now corrupting those few sacred spaces and leaving us with nowhere to engage in true scholarship. 

Editorials represent the majority view of members of The Daily Pennsylvanian Editorial Board who meet regularly to discuss issues relevant to the Penn community. This body is led by Editorial Board Chair Jack Lakis and is entirely separate from the newsroom. Questions or comments should be directed to letters@thedp.com.

Goldman Sachs reports that 300 million full-time jobs could be replaced by AI by 2030. Labor turnover is high and hiring has slowed. 71% of Americans worry that AI will cause permanent job loss. As young people about to enter the workforce for the first time, the fear of unemployment is understandable, but we cannot save ourselves with the very tool that is putting us at risk. The irony is that as Penn pours endless money and energy into AI advancement in its attempt to get ahead, the University is only quickening its own demise. AI cannot coexist with education — it can only degrade it. As technology advances and workers are replaced by machines, schools are some of the only places we have left to explore and wrestle with human thought. With our own university leading the charge, AI is now corrupting those few sacred spaces and leaving us with nowhere to engage in true scholarship. Editorials represent the majority view of members of The Daily Pennsylvanian Editorial Board who meet regularly to discuss issues relevant to the Penn community. This body is led by Editorial Board Chair Jack Lakis and is entirely separate from the newsroom. Questions or comments should be directed to letters@thedp.com.

An unaccounted for part of the economy is how much young people virulently hate AI, despite how aggressively it's being forced on them. They realize it's making their friends dumber and ruining the world and they want nothing to do with it.

From the Penn student paper:
www.thedp.com/article/2026...

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Yeah. We've all been thrown to the wolves. If lawmakers refuse protect young people then our society has foreclosed its future.

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There's material evidence that AI "companions" hurt young people. When I asked if legislation was being proposed, a Physics teacher wryly remarked, "our lawmakers still don't care if teens are hurt on social media."

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Went to an AI info session hosted by our school district. The teachers hate it. It erodes the confidence of their students; they have to convince high schoolers that they're capable of physics problems, literature analysis. They're expected teach amid constant disruption.

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Story Hour
Livestream Speculative Fiction Readings 
Hosted by Daniel Marcus and Laura Blackwell

April 1st, 7 PM PST 2026

Thomas Ha
Karlo Yeager Rodríguez 

http://www.storyhour2020.com

Story Hour Livestream Speculative Fiction Readings Hosted by Daniel Marcus and Laura Blackwell April 1st, 7 PM PST 2026 Thomas Ha Karlo Yeager Rodríguez http://www.storyhour2020.com

FYI in one week I'll be reading my short, "Blanquitos" on @storyhour.bsky.social alongside my friend, the brilliant @thomasha.bsky.social!

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