I’m thinking biology may be racist, why hasn’t Evander Holyfield’ ear grown back? I’m also reminded of “magic grits” from My Cousin Vinny.

I was the only Democrat at a family bbq when that happened and people immediately started saying trump staged it

The more I think about AI the more I realize HVAC techs and janitors definitely have future job security.

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Dear EU,

If I can make across the pond, will you give me safe harbor🕊️

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Pete Hegseth ends mandatory flu vaccines for U.S. troops - Military Times

What a putz.

Clarity, who in their right frame would consider nuclear weapons. It’s a statement, not an invitation. ✌️🇺🇸

Didn’t trump once ask ‘why can’t we use nukes’ during his first term? Did people really believe it was going to be better the second time around?

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The US-Iran war will end before the midterms and trump will say he brought down gas prices and ended 9 wars in less than a year during his second term, well really third term because Biden won and stole his real second term.

PSA!

Remember, in event of an air raid put your heads on your desk, in the event of a nuclear bomb, get under your desk.

He’s hoping to get a maga Mather that can’t spell the word law

Beautiful

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I was referring to Donald. We need a warrant to check Pete’s wine cellar.

Taking desperately needed benefits away from people doesn’t mean you’re reducing poverty, Donald.

I don’t know how I didn’t know I could’ve made bucks today on oil?????

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You don’t stop being poor, you become invisible.

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Yup, and the pols still aren’t listening.

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The last bit here brought tears to my eyes, because, yeah. (I also think the display of competence was one reason Artemis II was so compelling.)

Season 3 opener, he’s adopting baby Jane Doe.

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With Swalwell out, who will Bay Area voters support for California governor? - KQED

I’ve long thought of moving to California, this may be a good time. “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.”

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This is how he’s always seen anyone who can’t put money in his pocket.