a group of people standing next to each other in front of a wall with paintings on it . Alt: Panel 1: I know this sounds crazy, but I think we're in the bad place!" Panel 2: "Jason figured it out? JASON!?" Panel 3: "This is a real low point, yeah, this one hurts."

Anyone who didn't figure it out before someone writing for the Washington Examiner did:

Impatient turd: "C'mon, man, you gotta be shitting me!"

There's a phone app called Nearby Glasses that detects if someone nearby might be wearing them. 😆

I wonder if Stanford feels any complicity for giving false legitimacy to Jay Bhattacharya's antivax rhetoric.

I thought I was turning into a vampire, but it was only a mild case of batulism.

Farnsworth: "Listen, this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards, he'll be lucky if he has any bones left."

This would also be the kind of marketing you'd see for a 3 day pseudo-Navy SEALS camp for tech bro losers.

Someone's trying to make their early bid for the "I can get voters from the right" corporate Dem donor-bait noche for a 2028 prez run.

A couple years back I thought about signing by kiddos up for martial arts, but all 3 places close by had cybertrucks with their logos on them.

If they're ever interested in self-defense, I'm probably just going to teach them how to shoot a handgun when they're old enough.

Too bad he didn't leuk over in the actual literature before running his mouth.

Ho Chi Minh City to spend $280M a year to make bus travel free for all - VnExpress International Ho Chi Minh City is preparing to allocate around VND7 trillion (US$280 million) annually to make bus travel free across the city, with authorities aiming to finalize the policy by late April.

Ho Chi Minh City is preparing to allocate US$280 million annually to make bus travel free across the city.

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Generic asswipe, won't even shell out for that good Charmin bear shit.

I would love to be wrong about him, but with that many red flags I sure as hell wouldn't bet 6 entire years on being wrong, because that's what got us Fetterman.

Scott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!! 6:38 PM • Apr 1, 2026

What's a PM&R doc's favorite Baskin-Robbins ice cream flavor?

Cyclobenzapralines and cream

Also pretty sure you don't normally get to give commencement speeches as a graduate unless you do a particularly good job earning your degree.

I'm pre-annoyed that my kids will probably want to watch this because they're Halloween freaks like me.

Every child, female, and animal character must be some flavor of sassy in the promo materials.

Except Eeyore. God help us if they ever make him do a Dreamworks face.

I have a feeling this came from a hospital pharmacy where the inpt and outpt depts are in the same space.

I can see a situation where a mostly inpt pharmacist was covering an outpt staff hole and just defaulted to making sure the haz med was bagged up.

It's also great for keeping food safe from fridge thieves so long as JHACO isn't doing an audit any time soon.

Not usually. We do mark them as hazardous in some way, but those bags are mainly as part of NIOSH/chemo transport precautions for HCWs who routinely handle or administer these meds.

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

Julius Sneezer: "Et tu, choo-te!"
Everyone else: "Gesundheit"

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

The idea is, mostly directed at girls, to not have sex before getting married and then submitting to whatever sexual urges the husband demands.

Though as boys, they also lied to us about how any form of sexual contact will give us, like, 20 STDs instantly.

Given Kuro's distaste for conflict, I don't know that he'd be a trainer, I think he'd be more at home in a poke clinic. If he were a trainer, though, I think he'd at least keep something with the "run away" ability handy, like a Furret.

Charlie, otoh...

Pour one out for BMC Brighton, once a proud institution and now reduced to the level of “crappy hospital that falls apart and has to send all the patients to The Pitt”

It'll keep get dumber until the people doing the stupid shit can't outsource the consequences.

An index finger with a pharmacy auxiliary label that reads, "For the nose"

Pharmacy got new auxiliary labels today