gaze long enough into the abyss and the abyss gets a little flustered

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Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

i've invented new type of programming function that takes polite disagreements instead of arguments

inflates your battery making it big and round and on fire

A screenshot of a bluesky modal showing an in-progress post which exceeds the character limit by 43. The post reads: the dame walked into my office. "ouch," she said, as she bounced off the wall. next she tried the door, which worked way better. "i'm worried my fiancé is having an affair," she said, her voice like liquid nightshade. under my desk her fiancé mouthed "no", but i was already trapped in her web. "i'll take the case," i said, like a damn fool

"what if you simply cut one of the more mid jokes from your largely-mid post?" i would never. have you no heart?!

🐭every minute your phone comes out with new one-time passwords. they're going to waste! you should use them! just keep logging in every minute

HOW IS HE REAL
i hate that it isn't a bit. he sucks so bad

(lawmakers, profiteering billionaires, random bigots in kebab restaurants)

we dont know more about your situation than what you've shared here, but it sounds like it wasn't your decisions that made things bad. it has been the decisions of others

to the tune of buddy holly by weezer:
Say that some gangsta dissed your fly girl,
Just give him one of these

Twink coded Gex can still happen if people want it bad enough

local man "tired of eating fish" after learning to catch them last week

feed a fish and you save it for a day. teach the fish how to evade capture and you save it for a lifetime

pet a cat and you give it social enrichment for a day. teach a cat to pet itself and suddenly you're "missing the point" and "not a good cat owner"

maybe you feed a man for a day but i actually feed him for a lifetime with my willy wonka everlasting codstopper

I don't know if this is anything

give a woman pussy and you have sex with her for a day. but perform vaginoplasty on her and she has sex for a lifetime

you teach a man to fish and he has a job. but you teach a man to love fishing and he won't work a day in his life

we have a saying in tennessee, i know it's in texas, probably tennessee. give a man a fish and you feed him, you feed him for a day. you can't feed him again

ohhhh that immediately makes more sense yeah

they should invent a body that doesn't keep the score

soap scum is such bullshit dog. the soap the animals use in the shower makes it unsanitary. and then you need to clean the soap with a different soap. grow up

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

Altogether some of the proudest I've ever been of a character design!

Shen Yun 2: Communism

i also have the mississauga misgenderers and the etobicoke enbies

the scarborough skoliosexuals?

rival match between the ottawa otters and the gatineau girltwinks

the trois-riviers transgenres...

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