my big, big boss to me:

"We need to use AI in your daily functions."

No further context or explanation was given.

I love the ads for MLB The Show bragging about being "8/10 rating"

Bro, that's literally a B- grade

I was on a call for 11 minutes.....what the fuck happened?!?

#Royals

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

Caglianone has a fucking howitzer for a left arm

Cags becoming a competent RF right before our eyes is such a pleasant development

Denny on the radio for an afternoon game

I may crack a beer while still on the clock

#Royals

Seriously Royals. 🤦🏻‍♀️

time to update my Linkedin

I say this with ALL disrespect intended - but fuck this fucking game and this fucking franchise

I don’t see any possibility where this is comfortable, Winston

it's the worst - i'm sorry you're dealing with it too

Hey @infinitescream.bsky.social help me out here

haha i'm gonna die

Foghorn Leghorn you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you

I think I'm most excited that the "Royals meet with ______ about possible stadium location" stories are finally over.

a real "thousand words" situation here

Hallmark Field at Crown Center Stadium, eh? We better get a Christmas movie out of this starring Eric Hosmer.

I jest. I think

#FuckYourFountains

my tribe

incredible

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

….. did Mikael miss ANOTHER base?

lol - every Royals fan knew exactly what I was referring to

Holy fucking shit what was that?!?