Ken probably won an episode with this fact...

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

Did Melania really try to superglue Trump’s mouth shut?

Pretty sure that's fraud, right?

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.

My HOA is two weeks away from obtaining a nuclear bomb

I will not be lectured about Swalwell — or anything, really — by anyone who still supports Donald Trump after he was found liable for sexual abuse.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

He's fucking idiot and asshole.

Thank you for the kind words, but I enjoy these sessions as much as you guys do - highlight of my week talking to a bunch of smart, engaged people who clearly give a shit about the future of the nation.

Best community on social media, and it’s not close.

Undeniably true.

What's your opinion of the statement?
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We can at least educate the elephant on the benefits of cholesterol management. 🐘

That’s one of my biggest concerns. I don’t *think* he will opt for nuclear weapons, but I also know there are no guardrails like there were last time, flimsy as they were.

I’m confident that Hegseth wouldn’t even try to push back on a nuclear strike.

This is why we shouldn’t elect insane people.

I hope so.

It’s also bringing out all of the absolute fucking morons over at the bad place.

I saw one comment under the official NASA post trying to convince people that the aurora was a green screen.

I’m starting to rethink the intelligence of this whole internet thing.

Trump just gave up a lot of classified information in that briefing.

To be clear, he’s the president so he can do whatever he wants in that regard, but it’s not very smart.

The man who watches Trump all day, every day Aaron Rupar spends up to 80 hours a week following the US president, from meandering speeches to impromptu press conferences. He says it’s ‘pretty bleak’

I talked to The Times for a little profile of yours truly. Check it out:

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A note to ex pilots, SOF guys, etc:

Maybe shut the fuck up about the intricacies of SERE training.

It’s great that the WSO was able to escape and evade, but you don’t have to tell everyone how.

Same vibes...

It's when the meds kick in...

To everyone celebrating Easter, Michelle and I wish you a joyful holiday filled with reminders of the enduring power of faith and hope.

Jake Tapper seemed to enjoy reading this out loud on air today. He repeated it 3 times.

Of course, it is hard to “fuckin” believe and comprehend that it comes from the supposed leader of the free world.

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

If you’re lost behind enemy lines, we will move heaven and earth to try and bring you home alive.

If we can’t do that, we’ll move heaven and earth to bring you home anyway.

That’s the promise, and it’s non-negotiable.

I’ve been worried about the WSO all day. Glad he’s safe.

Guys, listen.

We can-and should-debate the wisdom of the war in Iran.

You all know I’m not a fan.

I’m never going to root against one of ours coming home, though. You shouldn’t either.

If politics has you rooting for people who want to kill Americans, you should take a step back.

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Unicorn blood, just like Voldemort.

I think it's required medical maintenance because his health is garbage.

Trump's made every cartoon villain's fantasy a reality in this timeline...So, I get it...🤷‍♀️