Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

the thing about this scandal that got criminal charges against 32 parents for doing misc. college admission crimes that I still can't get over is that half of them were trying to do crimes to get their kids into ***USC***. intentionally!!, they sought to do crime!!!! for admission to USC!!!!!!!

Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov ADMISSIONS OFFICE: ur child was not accepted to our college FELICITY HUFFMAN: then i will have to do a crime ADMISSIONS OFFICE: u can just donate some money & we'll let em in FELICITY HUFFMAN: a crime i shall do ADMISSIONS OFFICE: just make a donation FELICITY HUFFMAN: crime time 11:54 AM • 3/12/19

Still one of my favorite tweets ever

there is no safety in monopolies for marginalized people. every new partner these companies attract (be it a library system, a chain store, indie shop, or small press) makes them only stronger. you don't end a monopoly (or protect a minority) by giving in.

secured all three blurbers for my forthcoming debut poetry collection, DRIVER!

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Huge congratulations and good luck to beestung's 2026 Best Microfiction nominees!

em roth
nat raum
Loren Maria Guay
Yufan Lu
sterling-elizabeth arcadia

Read their work at beestungmag.com

a headshot of sterling-elizabeth, a white trans woman, smirking. she has multiple facial piercings (mostly nose and mouth) and is wearing a backwards camo baseball hat, large scalloped matte black hoop earrings, and chunky, oddly shaped orange acetate sunglasses with brown hued lenses. in the background a set of wooden stairs next to a white wall leads up to a floor where shelving is visible. an oval light fixture is visible on the ceiling above

still a poet. still a bisexual trans d¥ke. you still can’t stop me.

"i mentioned them in a poem
i compared them to cat shit—
something i’ve never put in my mouth,
never let inside of me."

—sterling-elizabeth arcadia

beestungmag.com/issue24/thre...

tysm beestung!!!!

i spy femmedom gangbang erotica!

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

real t4t sex is when he puts his tdick in the little hole from my top surgery drain

so exciting! I need to get my hands on this asap!

absolutely losing it

real t4t sex is when he puts his tdick in the little hole from my top surgery drain

thank god they are struggling kolleen

cis queers deal with your transphobia and be an ally for once challenge

just submitted!

you can trust me

I'm flying home tonight and samples are waiting so, if all goes well, I'm going to get really annoying about loving trans people loudly in the next couple of days.
ie: business as usual this week at kith

still need some help sharing this! i really need to be able to book travel and lodging right away when i get my ffs date!

Chief Justice’s Wife Made $10M+ as Legal Recruiter: Report At least one of the firms reportedly had a case before Chief Justice Roberts.

But I hear that the *real* ethical crisis is journalism on the Supreme Court’s decision-making process

www.thedailybeast.com/chief-justic...

more cis people should be like bob odenkirk (normal about trans people)

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

beautiful

i literally just got this surgery, can't recommend it enough. life changing.

thinking about the novelist in my mfa who said “no, you’re not fat” when i said being fat makes flying harder

remember when celebrities seemingly randomly started coming out talking about how much they loved NFTs and thought it was super valuable and the future?

this specific attempt to define liberalism, i mean

i would actually argue that this reflects democrat politicians more than it reflects liberal voters