its meeeeeeeeee

a person laying on a bed with the words " it 's me " written on the bottom ALT: a person laying on a bed with the words " it 's me " written on the bottom

guess who's got two hands and carpel tunnel in both of them

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them: you should play music for your unborn baby that way they can recognize a specific song once they’re out in the world

me: hey Siri play “no hands” by wocka flocka flame

Congratulations!

a man with blue hair is crying and saying i wasn 't ready for this . ALT: a man with blue hair is crying and saying i wasn 't ready for this .

Not even a whole chapter into Sunrise on the Reaping

If you are a critic of the administration who, after now witnessing its clear intent to retaliate against those who oppose it, still thinks everyone should have to give over their identification to be able to use social media...I'm afraid I'm just not sure what's wrong with you

trying to choose the right shade of white paint might actually be psychological torture

I’ve only been on it for like 2 months now and it’s genuinely changed my life 🤯

Medication. But also spending time offline with family and friends and making a concentrated effort to continue living (and enjoying things!) because that's the best kind of spite. They *want* you to feel overwhelmed and stagnant, and I refuse give them that kind of pleasure.

im gonna need you to write the harry potter equivalent of morning glory (house elf) milking farm

HOUSE ELF CUM MASKS

I hope you baked a bird themed dessert in honor

anyone who thinks women are more emotional than men has never witnessed the sheer insanity of suburban dude drama inside a neighborhood HOA facebook group

how many times do i have to ruin a keyboard by spilling coke zero on it before i learn my lesson (it's at least three times) (so far)

To America’s 2.3 million federal employees:

Don’t accept a buyout.

Neither Musk nor even Trump has the legal authority to make such an offer.

And even if they did, would you trust them to follow through on it?

Sincerely,

Robert Reich
Former U.S.Secretary of Labor

Time for Citizens to Hit Elon with a Privacy Act Violation There is a recourse for US citizens thanks to an old law created because of the Watergate Scandal.

There is a template in this link to email the Treasury Department and file a civil liberties complaint under the Privacy Act of 1974 and demand that Musk be hit with criminal penalties. Please share, please email!

funny that you posted this just 18 hours after I finally admitted defeat and tossed several philodendrons and two string of pearls 💀

I work in social media and it’s a big part of the job to be chronically online, and yet I saw so many “professionals” this week saying “it’s crazy how fast things can change!” And I’m like WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS ITS BEEN WRITTEN IN BLOOD ON ALL THE WALLS

This 👏👏👏

sometimes my brain will switch MID document and it makes me feel like I've got nothing but pudding inside my skull

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca Shaw Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s desperation to be cool as they suck up to Donald Trump is so cringe it makes my skin crawl

The perfect headline doesnt exi—

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A New 'Hunger Games' Book Heads Back to Panem: Read an Exclusive Early Excerpt From 'Sunrise on the Reaping' (Exclusive) The hotly anticipated fifth book in 'The Hunger Games' series by Suzanne Collins, 'Sunrise on the Reaping' comes out March 18 and a movie will follow in November 2026.

As a longtime hunger games girlie this is going to gut me like a fish

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thank you! its been a LONG time coming and I think i'm just so used to white knuckling it that the idea of medication is scarier than it has any right to be lol

that's what I was prescribed. honestly it's long overdue, i just need to stop worrying (lol)

Step one: get prescribed medication for the anxiety you’ve been suffering with for 25 years

Step two: avoid taking the medication because you’re anxious about the side effects

Professor Sirius Black 🖤🕷

you're doing the lord's work with this 🙏

On my knees for this good god