I am going to John Wick Jimmy Fallon #survivor50

🫡 Christian
May Jimmy Fallon never know peace
#Survivor #Survivor50

America had the chance to be good. Post WWII, when the New Deal buttressed a Depression and war-crushed country on a wave of socialism. We decided we would rather go to war with the communists instead. Reaganism and Clintonism sealed the deal. Two squads of the same team, to this day.

The most obvious difference between liberals and leftists is that liberals see Trump as an outlier to a system that is somewhat flawed but mostly works, and leftists see Trump as the logical conclusion of a system working exactly as it's been intended to work for the past 40 years.

Glup Shitto as a character is bisexual-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

Tall children have a biological advantage in basketball & should be banned from playing high-school ball. It's not fair to the other students.

"Develop AI literacy" is to Silicon Valley businesses what "reduce your carbon footprint" is to oil and gas businesses: a way to defer all responsibilities for negative externalities and harm onto individual end consumers (and by design defang attempts at collective action to *regulate them*)

i once took too many shrooms at a dan deacon concert and had to leave early and he didn't even check to see if i made it home ok

pathetic

you either die quirked up and goated with the sauce or you live long enough to become a chopped unc

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

People should be even madder about the economy. We live in a class society. No one should think this is fine. We should be encouraging people to be MADDER

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

Everyone knows the economy is doing great. I dont know why homelessness is up and a record number of people are working 2 jobs, but that has nothing to do with the economy. The economy is a chart with a line going up, not that other shit. Grow up

Everyone here is overly familiar with the Nazi bar analogy. If 8 people at the bar are "doing fine" and 2 people are destitute and suffering then you live in a society of destitution and suffering.

“Two can play at that game” is literally the Drebin quote here when he takes an innocent woman hostage to cluelessly fight the enemy

a blue train with a surprised look on its face stands in front of a brick building ALT: a blue train with a surprised look on its face stands in front of a brick building

"Tankies" is a derogatory term for diehard fans of Thomas the Tank Engine

i’m genuinely starting to think it’s sadism. they get off on trolling people with less privilege than themselves

silence, a mediocre white man is explaining why economic precarity is all in your head

Also groping unconscious women is a super funny “joke”. Real knee slapper

“Believe women” unless they have friends you don’t like 👍

In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

gonna be humming that shit on my death bed i’m afraid

im sorry but the “you’re government is run by pedophiles” iranian lego song is a bona fide slop bop

Looking at all the Joined Nov '24 blue dot in a red state emoji-puke resist libs loudly defending Platner and Swalwell, it sure looks like they *need* an amoral monster like Trump to set their baseline of morality.

As long as the pedophile king exists, they can justify *anything* in comparison.

a painting of Shrek being crucified as Jesus with Donkey looking on in horror. the sign above his head says “someBODY once told me, the world is gonna roll me.”

one of my shitty uncles wouldn’t shut the fuck up yesterday about TDOV & Easter coinciding.

so i sent this to the family group chat & said “ikr it’s so important to remember teh reason 4 the season”. dude blocked me & left my dad an angry drunk voicemail.

see you at Yule, loser. 💅

guys, bluesky is dying. if we don't start getting more likes, a greedy developer will bulldoze the site to put up a parking garage. the only thing that can save it is for a ragtag crew of misfits to put on one last big concert at the community center.

he’s a “corporate restructuring attorney” 😬