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Posts by Dr Dan the bandage man

The now famous image of trump as Jesus (I mean a doctor!) …the salient issue is in the foreground there are four adoring faces looking on

The now famous image of trump as Jesus (I mean a doctor!) …the salient issue is in the foreground there are four adoring faces looking on

One thing that’s lost on non-Americans is that this is what four prophet healthcare looks like

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The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States for the seventh time won the war that wasn’t a war, so the United States can open the Strait of Hormuz that was open before the not war.

The not war that started to get the uranium that was completely obliterated, so that the Iranians can’t build the nuclear bomb that they weren’t building for the not war that the United States started.

Then the United States which has nuclear weapons threatening to use nuclear weapons to prevent Iran from having nuclear weapons because having nuclear weapons is dangerous.

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States for the seventh time won the war that wasn’t a war, so the United States can open the Strait of Hormuz that was open before the not war. The not war that started to get the uranium that was completely obliterated, so that the Iranians can’t build the nuclear bomb that they weren’t building for the not war that the United States started. Then the United States which has nuclear weapons threatening to use nuclear weapons to prevent Iran from having nuclear weapons because having nuclear weapons is dangerous. If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

And the crazy thing is that you could reference every single statement here with something that the POTUS or the secretary of war has said and you would not be misrepresenting them. This should be used forever as a measuring stick for cognitive dissonance.

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how is this literally happening in real life

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The evidence that they were terrorists or even drug runners?

“Trust me bro”

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a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face Alt: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread:

Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

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When they say Japan is another world, they’re not joking.

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Its only a Ram raid if it takes place in Ramarama otherwise its just unauthorized parking with theft

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Turns out it was all just gas-bagging.

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Don't worry everyone. Nicola Willis has cancelled the tankers that are on their way, and has formed a working party to get Winston Peters start a company to arrange some smaller replacements for more money much later.

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lol. What IS my excuse?

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nicecin

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I do 150km a week if just to and from work and that’s in Dunedin. Glad I do it in an EV, that’s for sure.

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Strait of Hormuz remains blocked by Iran while zombie ships sail through Thousands of ships remain stranded but two anomalies appeared to sail in and out of the Gulf through the strait in the past week.

World War 3? Try World War Z!

www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...

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Todd’s being pushed into my bookface algorithm. Probably because he would rather that I were culturally incompetent like him.

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Into the sun, please, thank you yes very much

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Have you seen some of the shit that comes out of them?

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Jetstar plane swerved off Christchurch runway after pilot accidentally hit 'full power' Passengers aboard the Airbus A320 plane from Auckland to Christchurch reported a "frightening" landing .

The pilot, a certain Captain Leroy Jenkins, had no comment.

www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

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And I say this as someone who will 100% go to this concert and enjoy it unironically, as I did in 2018 under a Labour government. This National government really is all out of ideas, isn't it?

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What in the stupid milk-loving piece of shit dumbass mean spirited sale at Briscoes racist sexist 40% off deck furniture piss concert it this? (with apologies to Hera Lindsay Bird)

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Well if we don’t have any ferries, we won’t be so reliant on fuel to cross the Cook Strait!

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And then there is the bird that they wouldn’t let in because it was a myna.

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Why does our Prime Minister hate the rules based international order so much?

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Written on the bottom “This is fine china.”

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These hills fill my soul.

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I’m not even saying I agree with all the policy in my field (health) but everything I have seen has been a) creative b) thought through and c) having industry expert input. 3 things that are generally lacking from what we currently see coming out of parliament.

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Say what you want about NZ Labour but they are using their time in opposition to work on and release policy to a degree that makes the 2017-2023 Nats look like a bunch of muppets.

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Scarred by the experience of trusting the experts on COVID and saving 20,000 people in the process.

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Chart from the UK Financial Times comparing countries level of lock down stringency.  New Zealand in grey is considerably lower for most of that time. https://ig.ft.com/coronavirus-lockdowns/

Chart from the UK Financial Times comparing countries level of lock down stringency. New Zealand in grey is considerably lower for most of that time. https://ig.ft.com/coronavirus-lockdowns/

Chart from the UK Financial Times comparing countries level of lock down stringency. New Zealand in grey is considerably lower for most of that time.

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