Fiona Apple

everything makes more sense when you realize that the average american isn’t very smart

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

me and jigsaw looking at each other waiting for the timer to run out because I'm not cutting out my eye to get the key to the reverse beartrap

Anxiety has passed. Let’s get it girls

Omg I love her

friday vibes: donatella versace & maya rudolph, 2002

‘every single day there is something to do and i am sick of it’ with lisa frank dolphins

please don’t come for me unless you’re cumming for me

how it feels to live

My god they look perfect AND delicious!

kelis in 1999:

You can see these bills explode over the last few years across the US.

what if people just stopped being stupid for awhile?

bad mood bitch alert

how was i supposed to know that the cruel march of time would be punctuated with so many cricks in one’s neck

Almodóvar movie posters are better than most movies

Tbh the sluttiest thing a gay guy can say is “I like your glasses” like if that gets said it’s over

Okayyyy?!

Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholism.

a woman laying on a bed with stuffed animals Alt: Miss Piggy relaxing and lounging on a bed then three muppets appear one by one to attend to her

Unexpectedly got two days off after buying all new bedding…look at God

Gala Blossom

anna nicole smith showing paparazzis her gifts for valentine's day, 1996

Motherdisco, 2025

tried to text “hey handsome” and it autocorrected to “hey hassle” which is probably an omen

I walk thru the mall a lot lately (don’t ask) and I just saw some bonafide mall goths. had to stop myself from clapping for them like troops in the airport