woke up with a REAL stink in my brain feeling really terrible but thanks to the people of my local studenty park on the 20th of april I am now feeling in much better spirits. putting on my witch stuff allows me to have autonomy over the manner in which I am a public spectacle, puts it on my terms.

awhh thankyou!! I really appreciate that!!! 💜

mostly everyone was just really nice, multiple people came up to me and told me I've got "so much aura". I got given a duck sticker by some strangers. damn near killed someone when I answered "what's in your bag" with "dastardly potions and wicked spells". stoners are a fantastic audience

TRUE!!

also at the park today I had a group of people come up to me and go "oh he wants your number he says he doesn't but he does" about one of them and then I was like "well sorry he's not getting it I'm a lesbian" and he goes "what the FUCK'S the point then" and storms off. first for me but really funny

trans woman at the park in a black dress and witch hat with big spiky eyeliner. lying on the grass with the sun peeking out from behind her hat. she's got a big purple bow on her neck as well.

same woman again, but with a purple jacket. sat under a tree and slightly smiling. there's a squirrel in the tree behind and above her

same woman again looking down on you. sat on a log next to some trees. dark purple lipstick.

everyone was really friendly and chill at the park today. wonder why

come on man.

maybe I like making a character out of myself because it stops me from depersonalising

don't let her forget her lunch!!

you guys almost got the start of an old style Mae twitter crashout there, I caught myself mid-spiral. I don't know how to stop the spiral but I can at least stop posting it on the internet lmao

oh hello depression knew you'd be back eventually please don't be about to get really really bad

Roland Emmerich was desperate for a cis person to be the first one to throw a brick at Stonewall, well, now if any allies wanna take one for the team there's a second chance to have a shot...

OH that's good, been saying it's short for maeonnaise but I'll definitely add that into the mix

screenshot of a bluesky notifications page. the post, "beautiful transgender woman called metroidvania", has been liked by Chiitan, Japan's Crazy Mascot

chiitan gets it

there's gotta be one

beautiful transgender woman called metroidvania

"broadly speaking" uh yeah that's the voice training

very clearly ai generated man talking about how he ALMOST got scammed but then he hired a lawyer and that made it ok

in-field golf tactical analysis machine

IV drip that makes migraines marginally less frequent in exchange for instant anaphylactic shock

what a strange and scary place

using a VPN is wild because you get AMERICAN YOUTUBE ADS. currently have a 30 second unskippable completely sincere one going that's a guy getting asked "as a veteran, what does financial whatever mean to you?" "it means freedom"

JOKE country

managed to get my 1km swim time down to just under 40 minutes today! i am DEFINITELY getting stronger

this was one of those posts where my sleeping brain left the phrase "California girls we're hypothetical" in my head for my conscious mind to find like a cat with a dead bird

ca li for nya girls, we're hypothetical
concrete real is something we're not
might have skin or not, existence obstacle
ohwoah-woah-oh
ohwoah-oah-oh

becoming more powerful for explicitly lesbian and transgender reasons. i want gay women to tell me how strong my hands look in a really normal way (and also I figure if I'm at least a lil physically fitter someone's marginally more likely to give me some surgery at some point down the line lmao)

kids pointing and laughing and saying "thats a man" in the pool, guy whining about immigrants in the sauna, the vibes are OFF at the pool today

starting to feel stronger though, swam another 1.5km today and my arms are starting to adjust to that amount of exercise. goal is to be able to hold women

"just another brick in the wall" do NOT diminish her contributions here

do you ever think about being glados though. imagine all the bits I could do if I was in control of the entire aperture facility

was there just a meteor over Manchester?

please, um jammer lammy was my mother's name. call me hesitation fruit preserve lambert

I suppose that makes sense. it's probably best not encouraged

was it like a how-to guide?