call me goebbels how imma administer a propa gander

Penis havers gotta wipe after pee also noways you just dribbling your drawers

Me if I had the secret to really hard balls: ball so hard motherfuckers wanna find me

Anyone gone live on bluesky? Surely its just watchmojo top ten trump fails

trick or treat smell my feet please say something I can skeet

I wont read unless its a fucking poob ticket

He is one kooky character for certain

Mons, 21 guns

Get back here you no good, good for nothin, no good having, goodless, bad head ass, goody-no-shoes, badbadnotgood, captain ungood,

Great stuff my good lamp

-goodmornin bluesky its a beautiful day for japes and sillies

-goodevening bluesky, its three days since ive seen sunlight please contribute so that I can afford the security deposit on my prosthetic leg and scrape together the will to live

I always sing it CAPPUCCINO VESPA LATTE PIZZA PASTA POLYMERAASE

when the rich board up their climate shelters will we all finally team up and chop them for the purple loot

put them on the phone I got somethin to say

when the drugs hit, hit back

We bobbed at a party recently no lies. Was a superspreader but totally worth it

Wow that is good as fuck

WHAT IS GOOD klovar

play mormon lives win mormon wives

liberating looted artefacts from madonnas closets

Bigups the bab el mandem

You’ll soon see your formula in tel aviv as Ceremonial grade! Artisanal small batch!

With the id pro plan save -60% on inner-world credits “Its like duolingo for thinking!”

im a venture communist

Now your tongue blue like a komodo dragon

#bluskyposting

a coworking space does not a coworker make

big bob, b-big bob

And so what thats not even a big deal its such a normal thing to own