Mayhem? That’s a hellhammer. Emperor? That’s a Mercyful Fate. Celtic Frost, despite actually being hellhammer, is actually a Mercyful Fate.

This absolutely works

I think the thing about The Pitt discourse is that everyone is clearly watching a different television program because every line of dialog is butt.

That’s not very Fenriz Friday of you

Sluggo, the firebrand priest, has taken a hold of the printing press and taken to releasing heretical treatises. We must summon him to the Diet of Woims.

Everything I know about this guy is completely against my will but this is the first thing that has grabbed my interest. I would like to try a sip of the death cocktail.

Toilet Radio 617 – Hello Maynard My Bald Friend This week on Toilet Radio: 
A very confused cryptocurrency-themed metal band emailed us for coverage. Here it is, enjoy! We delve into the latest on Brady Ebert’s ongoing vehicular homicide-related…

New show. We get an unsolicited email from a bitcoin-themed metal band looking for coverage, we gawk at the continued fallout from Brady Ebert's attempted vehicular manslaughter, and hear Deep Thoughts from the Tool guy
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I knew a guy that was dead broke but spent $200 on an original pressing of this anyway. Still jealous to this day

I made a veggie curry that was such a fucking pain in the ass and took forever but it's delicious so now I have to keep it in the rotation

The Hold Steady - Most People are DJs YouTube video by SmokeyPotatoJoe

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THE ONLY DIPLO I CARE ABOUT IS WHEN MY SKOAL IS RUNNIN DRY

#chawtalk #dippinthoughts #just4laffs

Gotta get the Staind guy to sing about his proud southern New Hampshire roots or whatever the fuck too

I used to believe in fully open borders. Used to, thanks to Danny.

Love me lorry
Love me lager
Love me dug
‘Ate the bloody immigrants
Not racist just don’t like em

English chud trying to be relatable:
You pop into the Starbucks and it’s all Thai this and Matcha that. Woteva happened to TEA flavored TEA

Like we don’t have enough suburban ex-scene dudes in F-350s pretending to be ranch hands. Now they’re fucking pouring in from GODDAMN merry old England

In many ways, you could say Afrika Bambaataa was the Gary Glitter of electro

It's cool when a band grinds it out for years just to have one song that justifies the whole slog. Lesser minds would call them a one-hit wonder instead of a group that managed to briefly capture the ineffable. I am currently listening to In A Big Country by Big Country.

this woulda done fuckin numbers on 1992 twitter

Sophie B Hawkins… but who’s Sophie B Buyin?

Toilet Radio 616 – Vehicular & Ebert THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We talk about a fledgling TovH Guy really going above and beyond by attempting to murder the elderly father of his former Turnstile vocalist. See you in 15-20, Brady! We …

NEW SHOW. Lotta things happened and we talked about them, including the biggest crime corollary of the week: Brady Ebert and Pooh Sheisty
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Military recruiters are blowing up my school email address. These mfs are getting desperate

I found the one thing that could make me want to make music again: A concept that is so violently antagonistic to any potential audience that it must be explored.

The grumpy old ER doc on this one just said, “if someone tells me they stuck something up there it’s whatever. Happens all the time. We’ll get it out. If they pretend it’s some kind of bizarre accident I’m going to give them hell”

This object, inserted into a middle aged man's rectum at 0830 Easter morning, required surgery to remove?

*final Jeopardy theme*

Joe, you answered:
"What is giant motherfucking sweet potato" And that is, of course, correct

Oh and you wagered $1, not quite enough to beat Ben. Tough luck.

My kid was in the hospital the other night (he’s fine now) so I let us both have screen time to watch the 2023 Mario movie in the room. Kid didn’t care and I was mostly confused by it.

Fool: The guy from Portal wears a giant clock on his head to capture the bizarre horror at the heart of the project

Genius: actually, it’s cover up a face like a fuckin Easter Island head

Bermuda to Boston
Drive on down to Austin
Corsicana to Frisco
Baby why don’t we go
to a landlocked place
It’s hot and dry and nothings open late

Folks, they're calling it a speed ball. Say it'll kill ya dead.
*crowd boos*
I know, it's a terrible pity. Real shame. Should we do it? I dunno, I dunno
*crowd goes nuts*
We're gonna do it! We're gonna light it up!