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Posts by Keith

I’m jealous!

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IRL bar or fictional?

And it hasn’t been as bad as I thought it would be. Just time consuming. I think it was the right call though

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Oh yeah?

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I had to sit through a middle school choir concert tonight and y’all…

“For our first song tonight, we will be performing ‘NeverEnding Story’ from Stranger Things”

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Hope the vibe turns around for you soon

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Brennan Lee Mulligan Critical Role GIF Alt: Brennan Lee Mulligan “Some of our bodies betray us constantly”
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Nobody talked me out of it, so I started moving the Rocky Ridges museum to the top of the mountain. Still have a ways to go 😮‍💨

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Ugh autocorrect *Nini

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Myki won the season, Nina won the finale, and Darlene won the fandom

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I just want it so Nicholas Cage can’t have it

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Graphing paper featuring the layout of a building

Graphing paper featuring the layout of a building

If you recognize this layout and realize what I’m about to do, please talk me out of it

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I have to call a customer service line and I’m not being very brave about it

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Honestly would have been happy to see any of the top 5 win, so the results tonight are ok with me 😊

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Taco Bell got my order wrong. The weekend is over before it’s even begun 😭

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They seem fun 🙄

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😍

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✅ Soak up the Sun
✅ Tell everyone

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Happy Birthday!

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Glad she’s not letting her disease keep her from getting out there

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The uggle is real, but it’s looking good so far

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I think that flight attendant knew what they were doing

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heated chivalry

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Minor Pet Peeve: People who push down too hard when writing. You’re not filling out a carbon copy and the ink will transfer just fine with a light touch.

Coworker just borrowed my legal pad and I can read what he wrote through indents 3 pages down 😒

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The problem with scrolling through a gay’s media tab looking for thirst traps is that you eventually get to their Catherine O’Hara memorial post and start to feel sad again 😢

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And now they’re making me do math on a Monday?!? This is outrageous!!!

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a drag queen is standing on a stage with her hands outstretched and says stunning ! Alt: Mo Heart saying, “Stunning!”

New office receptionist is wearing a brown, cow print skirt today. So naturally my gay ass has had “Brown Cow Stunning” on repeat in my head all day

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Happy Birthday Cody! Enjoy this next decade… old man 😜

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Happy Birthday!

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Ugh, I ate too much

*grabs another chip

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I’ve had to do entirely too much math today 😵‍💫

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