I’m jealous!
Posts by Keith
IRL bar or fictional?
And it hasn’t been as bad as I thought it would be. Just time consuming. I think it was the right call though
Oh yeah?
I had to sit through a middle school choir concert tonight and y’all…
“For our first song tonight, we will be performing ‘NeverEnding Story’ from Stranger Things”
Hope the vibe turns around for you soon
Nobody talked me out of it, so I started moving the Rocky Ridges museum to the top of the mountain. Still have a ways to go 😮💨
Ugh autocorrect *Nini
Myki won the season, Nina won the finale, and Darlene won the fandom
I just want it so Nicholas Cage can’t have it
Graphing paper featuring the layout of a building
If you recognize this layout and realize what I’m about to do, please talk me out of it
I have to call a customer service line and I’m not being very brave about it
Honestly would have been happy to see any of the top 5 win, so the results tonight are ok with me 😊
Taco Bell got my order wrong. The weekend is over before it’s even begun 😭
They seem fun 🙄
😍
✅ Soak up the Sun
✅ Tell everyone
Happy Birthday!
Glad she’s not letting her disease keep her from getting out there
The uggle is real, but it’s looking good so far
I think that flight attendant knew what they were doing
heated chivalry
Minor Pet Peeve: People who push down too hard when writing. You’re not filling out a carbon copy and the ink will transfer just fine with a light touch.
Coworker just borrowed my legal pad and I can read what he wrote through indents 3 pages down 😒
The problem with scrolling through a gay’s media tab looking for thirst traps is that you eventually get to their Catherine O’Hara memorial post and start to feel sad again 😢
And now they’re making me do math on a Monday?!? This is outrageous!!!
New office receptionist is wearing a brown, cow print skirt today. So naturally my gay ass has had “Brown Cow Stunning” on repeat in my head all day
Happy Birthday Cody! Enjoy this next decade… old man 😜
Happy Birthday!
Ugh, I ate too much
*grabs another chip
I’ve had to do entirely too much math today 😵💫