I don't know about that - have you traveled into regional Qld? Maaaaaaaaaaaaaate.

Would a deep dish pizza be "mega bottomed"?

Take the wrong lesson from a movie:

Star Trek I: The Movie

AI will make it easier to merge with your work crush.

Yeah, but like every Australian animal they are still going to want to kill you.

Lean hard right or left will usually break one's hinges.

A really gross nzi mobile covered in advertising for a company called USA Insulation parked in a parking garage in downtown Pittsburgh. What an absolute loser.

Businesses really are getting better at letting you know ahead of time to never ever use their services.

Sarah Longwell: We are committing superpower suicide in real time. Trump is making China Great Again. Poll: People in *every single one* of the top US-allied countries now believe it’s better to depend on China than on the US. The global balance of power is clearly tilting away from the US and toward China.

Trump, IRS In Talks To Settle U.S. President's $10 Billion Lawsuit Trump's adult sons, Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump, and the Trump Organization are also plaintiffs.

Trump is reported close to a "deal" with himself under which US taxpayers would pay him $10 billion.

I served in multiple communist and authoritarian dictatorships, but I never witnessed corruption on this scale or this blatant.

Sounds legit. I'm in.

Are you running a mortuary? Otherwise, nup.

Always an option, but a towel us always a better option. "A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have."

Use a towel.

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Remarkable.

Donald Trump Claims He’s ‘Not a Senior’ Despite Being 79 Trump doesn't "happen to be a senior myself." The post Donald Trump Claims He’s ‘Not a Senior’ Despite Being 79 appeared first on Reality Tea.

tRump, 79 & turning 80 in June, just declared in Vegas: “I’m not a senior... I cater to the seniors, but I don’t happen to be a senior myself.” 😂
Bro, you’ve been a senior citizen for 14 years. This level of denial is next-level dementia. He can’t even admit his own age.
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Exactly one year ago today:

Trump stops wars the same way schoolyard bullies stops people hitting themselves.

Kash Patel’s Erratic Behavior Could Cost Him His Job The FBI director has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.

This is a big one. Stellar reporting from Sarah Fitzpatrick. To call it a must-read is an understatement: www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

take a look at the back of Trump's right hand. pretty nasty!

Trump: "We suspended all refugee resettlement, except for prosecuted South Africans. There's a genocide. They kill people if they're white."

Isn't that a sexual fixation for Audi 80 Cabriolet (mostly for Princess Diana connection)?

The Gospel according to Deadpool is more his style.

a yelling RFK Jr denies making comments about Black children that Rep. Sewell printed out and put on a placard

Trumpenfurherbunker.

July 21 1935: The Führer orders a new reception hall and ballroom to "entertain foreign diplomats" at the Chancellery. Underneath the dance floor is an air raid shelter. A 2nd deeper bunker is built next to this in 1944, where he would spend his last days as the Reich collapsed.

The beclowning of America is never ending.

Trump and Hegseth tried to reset the news cycle. They made it worse. youtu.be/ddl8aXkURJg?...