my phone is listening to me at all times. and don't tell me it's just for key phrases like "hey Google" sorry no it's a fucking traitor honestly and it's lucky I like it enough to let it coexist with me despite everything. I will never trust it with secrets
This is your fault, Martha’s Vineyard dinner party hosts. If only you had been as nice as the people on Epstein Island, this poor beleaguered man would still be cited on Fox News as “even liberal Alan Dershowitz.” But not anymore. You just had to take it too far.
INFOWARS @infowars Lies! Lies! Lies! The Epic Lies And False Reality That The Onion Lives In!
"The Onion lives in a false reality"
Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.
The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.
Get excited.
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...
It bears repeating that historically, the #1 thing that keeps people alive in hard times and disasters is “the ability to play well with others”
We reached our $420 fundraising goal! Here is the photo I promised— this is from when I toured a growing facility for my work in the NH House to support our therapeutic cannabis program. It was one of the coolest days of my life. They have to keep the facility sterile hence the hairnet. #NHPolitics
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
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A stunt man running down the street on fire, from the music video for "California" by Wax
A black and white illustration of Charon, a skeletal figure dressed like the Grim Reaper, ferrying a boat across the river.
YouTube has removed The Ship of Theseus for containing "violent graphic content," with the offending images including a screenshot from the music video for "California" by Wax and a drawing is Charon, the ferryman of the River Styx.
These look really cool.
two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management
The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.
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For those who are unaware, Jay Surdukowski is backing the wealthiest candidate in the #NH01 Democratic Primary and is privately DM’ing people on X my address and the car I drive, claiming I’m secretly wealthy. If I was wealthy, my campaign would be fully funded. #NHPolitics wmur.com/article/fina...
Watching Palantir do Sephiroth posting about multiculturalism and I would like to remind everyone that they were doing corporate fake woke shit just like every other company.
How many fishers with 6 magikarps you think jump you on this thing
*sigh*
1. That's not a direct quote. If you're going to put something in quotation marks and then go, "Wow. He just came right out and said it," it should be a direct quote.
2. This speech is from 2018. Don't present it as new/recent.
3. The actual content of the speech is bad enough.
It's quite telling how they list certain subcultures as regressive and harmful when the most regressive and harmful subculture in this country has been the conservative/white evangelical.
The plot to enslave America. The plot to enslave humanity. They are announcing it because they think we can no longer stop them
Someone suggested that I'd do the mii dog instead of the mug bulldog, that mf a genius.
Genuinely I think it would be a sound strategy to go absolutely all in on calling these people satanic idolators
mRNA technology may be THE most underrated and unfairly scrutinized (fuck you COVID antivax crew) medical breakthrough in my lifetime.
Like... The things this is already showing it can do in the last 5-7 years is incredible.
Just sobbed hardest I have since my mom died in 2020.
She missed these trials by a few months.
One of most ruthless cancers. Hard to fathom that maybe she'd still be here.
I feel such a hole inside.
In case you're wondering if we should fund mRNA research instead of another stupid war ... yes.
What would you rather have: another corporate, do-nothing Democrat, or a anti-war, rock and roll Democrat?
My commitment is to the working people of this state. not corporations. Not Israel. Not billionaires. You. Support our campaign at heathhowardnh.com/donate #NHPolitics #NH01
Classic
what is the charge. what crime has been done
on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time
I work so hard on my youtube essay channel... I live less than a two hour drive from the home of mr beast... where is my invitation? when will I be granted access to the hallowed halls of beastdom...
