God bless Ebertfest. I had some great times there, from THE LAST LAUGH to TRON.

Oh these are excellent craters.

Great piece.

Every Chicago mayor since Rahm has made undoing his shit a centerpiece of their campaign. The only people who have ever elected him now despise him. What else does anybody need to know?

Remember the lead-up to 2018 and The Caravans?

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

@chicagovtfloor.bsky.social

Fred Hoiberg 🤝 A Frog

Raja is DHS/ICE-friendly. Stratton is Pritzker-aligned.

It was very good!

That is an excellent description.

Yeah, I had no idea how serious a few degrees warmer than expected could be until I’d experienced it.

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

Coke-Sponsored Rover Finds Evidence Of Dasani On Mars PASADENA, CA—The Coca-Cola-sponsored Real Rover has discovered evidence that the surface of Mars was once partially covered by free-flowing Dasani, scientists at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory annou...

I mean... theonion.com/coke-sponsor...

Yes! Have had the same experiences.

I keep wanting this guy to be better than he is. Whenever any hope arrives, he's very prompt in dismissing it.

one good thing about being antiwar is you will never be wrong. one bad thing about being antiwar is no one who matters will ever listen to you

This was excellent.

Could not click that link faster.

I’ll miss being a Bears fan but that’s where it ends for me.

That is astonishing.

That site runs so much better in a web browser than the app.

One of the very best. I’m so sorry to hear this and grateful for the fun I had reading his work.

Screenshot from the end of an Onion article, reading: “When Mr. Fife sets his mind to something, he does it,” Jaeger said. “Whether it’s tearing pages out of a phone book, swallowing metal washers, or selling a discarded Roxette CD to an imaginary friend for $600, every project he undertakes is a bona fide success. This truly is one focused loon.”

Headshot of Jackie Harvey (a man in a sweater with his fist against his chin in a vacuous pose), who was "The Outside Scoop" columnist for The Onion

Suppose you need Frankenheimer and non-Frankenheimer divisions.

Thank you!

Probably because Rome is active and they want Oz for his blocking.

man in a woods, leaning against a tree, a dog at his side

woman at a table staring at a rose lying on the table cloth next to an empty plate

a dog in a foggy landscape

person with a dog stood under a tree next to a fence

Andrei Tarkovsky, Ten Polaroid Photographs

We need to demand ICE badges have CueCat compatibility. It’s the only way to ensure true accountability and exciting discounts.