she suck me so good i dont remember why i put on deodorant

youre telling me a chicken fried this cold beer on a friday night

gucci gucci louis louis fendi fendi prada

just saw your girl on a good trailcam

you are all a joy to have in class

I'm just telling it like I see it. Tree. Grass. Sky. A bird...beautiful...

miles teller had one of his ribs surgically removed so he could suck his own dick in whiplash. they cut the scene

shout out what we weave, love your wicked web!

sorry if I'm annoying. I have kind eyes and a beginner's mindset and a bounteous capacity for love

i hate this emoji £ what even is this

a crouching tiger implies the existence of a hidden dragon

shout out to bell, loving your pepper!

it's some sort of little animal sunday

hey siri shove 100 slices of buttered toast in my mouth

forgot to do my creature affirmations. im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a c

the girls are saying it’s a cronenberg summer

A dog walks among flowers and thinks, "everyone loves when i bark and fart".

I am loved by all 🌸

Despair is typical of those who do not understand the causes of evil, see no way out, and are incapable of struggle.

fuck my beautiful chungus life

if at first u dont succeed, it is most likely due to the curse

my neighbor says that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside

just got beat up by a man who worships jesus christ. the guy literally raised his fist to hit me in the face and he worships jesus christ

all i'm asking is for everyone to continually adapt to my inscrutable and ever-changing needs

Everyone make sure to clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth.

you can best the devil by being patient

that's earthslop. you only like it because you live here