Tim Heidecker Wants to Make Infowars the Premier Destination for Trans Comedy Post-Onion takeover, the comedian has big plans for the right-wing conspiracy website.

Tim Heidecker Wants to Make Infowars the Premier Destination for Trans Comedy

and bathrooms, too. "but people will use it for drugs or make it dirty" then fucking provide them with needle dispensers etc and frequent cleanings. it's this way in other places in the world. Montreal has them everywhere. make it so people aren't desperate and the "problem" with it will go away

Here's mine.

I... kind of think doing hard time in the retail service industry should be a pre-req for any kind of public service position. I'm not even kidding.

man ever since i saw that company handbook someone leaked it was like "how long before this shows up in a lawsuit"

Also, even if that were true, that’s fucking monstrous? Are we not supposed to care when people who have other health problems die?

the fascists have been lying, cheating and changing the rules to their benefit for years. turnabout isn't just fair play, it's the only way to maintain some semblance of a civil society.

They LITERALLY don't talk about Bruno.

Spanish Flu. Someone should google it.

Secretary of War Pete Hegs... # © • 39m The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.

Make this make sense.

“For hundreds of years Germany was good enough to receive these elements, although they possessed nothing except infectious political and physical diseases”.

-Hitler, speaking of the Jewish population in a speech to the Reichstag, January 30, 1930.

Yet again I remind everyone (as Elizabeth does in her very next tweet) that "foreigners are corrupting our pure blood with weakness & disease" is Fascism 101. Not some variant, not some metaphorically similar thing, not some echo -- the thing itself.

"Anti-fandom" - as in "Obsessing over the how much you DON'T like a thing" as much or MORE than some people fixate on how much the LIKE things - is an absolute plague on all of modern culture. In particular, the version that dwells on things they USED to like and no longer do.

I have been very open and consistent about this: Sea monsters.

COVID was in Europe *months* before the outbreak in Wuhan.

(I guess the "conspiracy" part is how this got buried to fit the Western anti-China narrative)

The Leave campaign was funded by Russia (to weaken Europe) & the construction industry (to avoid new building standards regulations).

Those Elf on the Shelf memes were a giant marketing campaign by the company. No one had heard of it before them.

Credit where it's due, even to The Mouse: This is a VERY positive thing to do and was also probably incredibly difficult 👍

I think the core problem of the online "Because Of Gaza, we must let the Republicans win to Send A Message™ to the Dems" left is that they are more concerned with theoretical purity than with people actually dying!

More Gazans have died under Trump than would've died under Harris. THEY DON'T CARE.

A screenshot of a post on X (formerly Twitter) by Magyar Péter (Ne féljetek), with the handle @magyarpeterMP. The post reads: "Until 31 May, the Orbán puppets may voluntarily step down from their positions. This applies to the President of Hungary, the President of the Curia, the President of the National Office for the Judiciary, the President of the Constitutional Court, and the Prosecutor General. On 12 April, the Hungarian people voted for a complete political transformation. If these officials do not step down voluntarily by 31 May, then — on the basis of the mandate received from millions of Hungarians — we will remove them from office." At the bottom, the timestamp reads "3:04 AM • Apr 21, 2026" alongside "19.9K Views".

Peter Magyar is not playing around at all. He's going to purge every single remnant of corrupt Orbanism. This is exactly how Dems need to be when they retake power.

Also good advice for video editing

I just want to say, by the way, that the Wikipedia pages about the MJ allegations are obviously controlled by stans

yeah, that’s right, albeit with caveat that i think x is worse than 4chan. you take the atmosphere of a particularly nasty 4chan subboard and then scale it up to a website where heads of state and ceos of leading corps all post

It’s not often I get to report good news, so we’re going to take some time to do that today — because @theonion.com officially has a deal to take over Alex Jones’ InfoWars.

Their plan? To turn it into a parody of itself.

It’s going to be so good:

Thread of videos about today’s protests by veterans against the Iran War and other actions the US is supporting:

Two men in fatigues with their hands ziptied being arrested by Capitol Police

Dozens of people in fatigues lined up in the Capitol Rotunda with signage demanding an end to the Iran War

Dozens of US military veterans were arrested at the Capitol today during a protest against the Iran War.

Photos via @frankthorp.bsky.social

The Democrats are doing everything possible to hurt the very strong position we are in with respect to Iran. Despite World War I lasting 4 years, 3 months, and 14 days, World War II lasting 6 years and 1 day, the Korean War lasting 3 years, 1 month, and 2 days, the Vietnam War lasting 19 years, 5 months, and 29 days, and Iraq lasting 8 years, 8 months, and 28 days, they like to say that I promised 6 weeks to defeat Iran, and actually, from the Military standpoint, it was far faster than that, but I’m not going to let them rush the United States into making a Deal that is not as good as it could have been. I read the Fake News saying that I am under “pressure” to make a Deal. THIS IS NOT TRUE! I am under no pressure whatsoever, although, it will all happen, relatively quickly! Time is not my adversary, the only thing that matters is that we finally, after 47 years, straighten out the MESS that other Presidents let happen because they didn’t have the Courage or Foresight to do what had to be done with respect to Iran. We’re in it, and it will be done RIGHT, and we won’t let the Weak and Pathetic Democrats, TRAITORS ALL, who for years have been talking about the Dangers of Iran, and that something has to be done, but now, since I’m the one doing it, belittle the accomplishments of our Military and the Trump Administration. This is being perfectly executed, on the scale of Venezuela, just a bigger, more complex operation. The result will be the same. In my First Term, I built the Greatest Military our Country has ever seen, including adding Space Force. In my Second Term, I am properly and judiciously using our Military to solve problems left to us by others of far less understanding or competence. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Trump compares his war in Iran to World War 2 and calls Democrats traitors: 'We won’t let the Weak and Pathetic Democrats, TRAITORS ALL, belittle the accomplishments of our Military and the Trump Administration."

Learning that there are options beyond scorched, earth, and total agreement is a process I am still working through. And sometimes it is hard, and it is necessary.

I've seen it called "the vomit draft". You just get anything out on the page. You clean it up from there. Much easier to revise.

I thought the Beast was meant to be a Nixon stand in.

Freedom is only a hop away. Can he make it?