Nope, my ass is only halfway on here though.

Omg, thank you so much, gorgeous! 🥰🥰

If you’re Black and LGBTQ reskeet this!

Black queerness is ✨MAGIC✨

I need white ppl to close their eyes when they look at us. Scram

"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the muggiest of them all?" or whatever the Evil Queen said.

#addblackgaysky #blackgaysky #blacksky

🗣️🗣️🗣️

Not me inadvertently going 80% pescaterian cause meat is expensive as fuck 🤣

Seriously, fuck the snow!
I hate winter so much. 😭

*Me 30 mins into my first day back at work*

only came for the Champagne 🥂

One of my best friends says she's an example of why you shouldn't stay a virgin past your 20s. 😭

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

A mistake. Lol

I was talking to my mom about how I have no interest in having kids and she said "when I was your age, we just had kids because that's what you were supposed to do. I always wanted to be a mother, but if that wasn't the case, it's not a burden I would have enjoyed"
And that solidified my decision.

Not gonna lie, if you'd asked for 6 I'd be getting photoshopped into the clouds 😂

Started
I Am The Strip Club
Mo Bounce
Fancy
Sally Walker

I'd see myself out. Immediately. I'm not tryna be your experiment or taste test.

That's actually wild, she needs to never be allowed to attend a concert again. Cause what the fuck??

WITH YOUR HANDS AROUND MY NECK & TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT. Please.👉🏽👈🏽🥹

I'm not completely mad at side

I like my sandwich uncut lol

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Does a fish have a watertight asshole?

Sagittarius, Virgo, Gemini, Cancer

All the devil's spawn.

A wise Woman once said: