Sounds like a great day tbh.

Im just glad "the suggested retail price for any Nintendo product on a case-by-case basis" they said they were starting back when Tears of the Kingdom was announced to be $70 wasn't bullshit. For awhile it was looking like prices were increasing and staying increased in most cases.

I learned recently that it’s an insult in Germany to call someone “hobbyless” or to engage in “hobbyless behavior” and it’s become my favorite way to think of assholes who have nothing better to do than to make other people miserable. Get a hobby. Build a model train and calm down.

KNUCKLES YOU FUCKING IDIOT DON’T DO IT!! LMAOOO 💀💀

I'll trade the filter for no Mii sharing.

It's been so funny.

There is only a week left to visit our NYC pop up - last day is april 26! For those fans who have already stopped by, ya'll awesome ♥

This is the best game ever made. Will not be taking any other opinions.

I'm fucking crying #tomodachilife

"Yes hello, I'd like eighteen thousand cherries aaaannnnnnnndd one mushroom. I have coupon, one free with any purchase."

The Onion Is Turning Alex Jones’ Infowars Into a Parody Site With a Rainbow Logo Love wins.

Love wins.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

I wish I could back to a time I was blissfully unaware of these people.

We need to stop them immediately

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars

• It will be turned into a parody site of itself

• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families

“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"

(via Variety)

Kirby.

Human proportioned Kirby.

“again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn’t be doing every day, why not you” — spencer hall

monday motivation

Study Hard

zorball

PSA: in the switch system settings you can transfer your screenshots and videos to a pc via usb-c cable

Tbf to Joker, how exactly do you put down "briefcase of money from my gym teachers mind" down and not trigger an audit?

Tomodachi life knows and is pulling pranks on you.

Her favorite food will just be plain bread or dry cereal.

"Pluto ain't shit, bozo."

Less insane people to deal with is good, actually.

Choosing a game has been hard for me since I finished persona 3 tbh. I started playing Rune Factory Guardians of Azuma and also picked back up Ball X Pit. Then my cousin wants to play something together and I'm just juggling too many games.

Dubious food. Please do not.

This looks worse than the dubious food from botw and the bone is attached to something fucking purple.

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

Okay. I. ive made. a very terrible mistake

You can take bestie wherever you please. Make the world as accessible to your least mobile mon if you want.

One can only conclude that Peter Thiel talks about the antichrist a lot because he himself is the antichrist.