Weird that they would fire the navy secretary who’s been overseeing a war we’ve won at least five times.

It should be abundantly clear by now to even the most casual observer what Putin is and what his objectives are. But to Polanski, a man who once said Nelson Mandela was laughed at for negotiating with the ANC, there’s still space to say he’s not so bad really.

Absolutely nobody who cares about the security of this country - or, indeed, of Europe and the wider world - should vote for the party led by this ignorant, preening fraud.

Advert for kitchen staff at a local soft play centre. It’s horrible AI, and says “Banter all round, good sense of humour, cry laughing emoji” WE DON'T TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY... IT'S BANTS ALL ROUND! BUT WE STILL GET THE JOB DONE! CAN YOU HANDLE THE HEAT & THE JOKES? They also say they are having trouble with interview no-shows. Perhaps people are applying for the bants.

Found this cursed job advert

John Prescott's son stands for Green Party in Hull local elections John Prescott's son, David, is standing for the Greens in Hull's local elections.

uhhh.... is it not appropriate to mention the pretty serious allegations that got him suspended from Labour, then?

I think I’ve never seen a sadder post by an elected representative, Matt.

A special award for Jennie Formby for finding the worst possible reason on God's green earth to leave the Labour Party.

Fury as Zack Polanski says Jewish community has ‘perception of unsafety’ after antisemitic attacks Green Party leader also suggesting antisemitism claims against his party’s local candidates have been 'weaponised'

OK Google, show me how detached Zack Polanski has become from his own Jewish community, and how he's tried to suck up to antisemites with the vain hope they won't attack him when they've stopped using him

www.jewishnews.co.uk/fury-as-zack...

Who else used to shop for BLIRER at Maars a Spekles in the midst of a potential head-on collision?

The Spectator verdict on MacMillan during the Profumo affair was that he was caught in “an intolerable dilemma from which he can only escape by being proved either ludicrously naïve or incompetent or deceitful—or all three”.

Should potholing be banned?

You'll only drive it underground.

It ought to be a minor scandal that the wi-fi in much military accommodation in the UK has to be bought from a private company rather than being provided for free, and is absolutely shit.

The Haigh story remains *extremely* odd, especially when you consider that, even beyond this description, the government put it out that there was more to emerge about it. Nothing more ever came out. It renders the contrast even more stark.

It is funny how she keeps on being misinterpreted. Almost as if it’s her fault.

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I was wondering what this meant. Put the BBC live reporting on. Now I know. Could you keep doing it, please?

One thing chatting with journalist unions have taught me is that management doesn't care about the quality of the news product.

Nor do they actual care about respecting actual journalists, it seems.

Anyone else found the touch screen on the newer iPhones doesn’t respond normally when connected to power?

Ha ha ha. “…in this legendary theatre here in the iconic home of snooker…”

Mad fact... 42% of Labour Prime Ministers have had to fire Peter Mandelson.

Oh no. I haven’t heard him on it up to now, and had hoped with the addition of Steven Hallworth that they wouldn’t need to use Walker.

The fact that there are entire entertainment formats devoted to humanising them baffles me.

I’d just outlaw Matt Forde.

You just know that the sort of people who would happily say this themselves will hypocritically criticise it, and it’s simply exhausting.

How the everlasting *fuck* is she in the Labour Party, let alone high office?

Definitely scared.

In his way, Starmer is as psychologically unsuited to being PM as Truss.

For all of Starmer’s talk of putting country before party and civic duty etc etc he is pretty straightforwardly doing harm to the country and governance by choosing to prolong the inevitable

Now thinking politics is so fucked-up this could be seen as an indicator of being a serious operator.

I cannot for the life of me understand what the blind spot is that makes Starmer et al unaware of how this behaviour looks.