Who’s up for some good old fashioned tax avoidance?

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist

This is the part of the timeline that confirms everything your smart friends knew all along (including that every white guy with a “We the People” tattoo doesn’t actually gaf about liberty and justice for all and are going to keep supporting what’s happening on the hill)

Musk’s… reproductive habits almost retroactively make Rise of Skywalker seem less dumb

Like, there’s going to be tons of Secret Musks, celebrities whose secret heritage is they were created by this one insane guy who tried to take over the world and do eugenics with his own DNA

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS IN CASE OF ICE: CONOCE TUS DERECHOS EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:

DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR. ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge. Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door. NO ABRAS TU PUERTA. ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.

ASK THEM TO LEAVE. If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission. 2 PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN. Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.

REMAIN SILENT. You have the right to remain silent. If the agents ask you questions, tell them, "I wish to remain silent." PERMANECE EN SILENCIO. Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio. Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles: "Deseo permanecer en silencio".

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

Ok back on my bullshit. I’ve been far too SFW on here. Get ready for some cleavage shots in a few weeks 🏳️‍⚧️

I’m trying to focus on the good things I have coming up. Fake boobs, getting the rest of my facial hair burnt off permanently, being a hot girl. It helps a little

Well apparently I’m stressed

Cried a bunch at work today but thankfully the Gay Contingency at my location had my back. It’s still LGBTQIA+ around these parts

Mario with my hot wife who I’ve yet to convince to join but very much exists

Felt 💜🏳️‍⚧️

Going to the gym on some “I’m getting D implants and need to prepare my back for what’s coming” trans shit

Playing drums and being pretty are all I have to get me through right now. Also if I don’t exist am I allowed to not pay taxes anymore?

Having the first normal day at work in weeks. It’s nice not being completely overwhelmed by anxiety about what’s going on at the federal level. Now I’m just… normal levels of anxiety for someone watching the rise of fascism in America

My bluesky posting will be substantially gayer and more trans than my Instagram. And that’s saying something 🏳️‍⚧️

Hello gay people in my phone 🏳️‍⚧️