Losing football team becoming my post-game snack after being put in place on the global stage, better as fuel for my body than players, make my uniform all the tighter on me for your former fans to salivate over, might just keep the captain around as a lucky insole

Sweaty jockpaw to the back of your puny head, pressing your face against the couch I spent the last hour imprinting my post-game sweat-slicked ass on

You don't deserve the real deal, huff that steaming fucking imprint, cuck

Thousands of others think the same thing runty

And what makes you think you've deserved one, speck?

When DON'T you?

Can y'all tell I like flaunting having a beefcake ass or should I post about it pulverizing cities a few dozen more times

That defeats the purpose of publicly embarrassing you dork

On a definitely unrelated topic, what's your mailing address since u want them so bad

Frankly I didn't know it was possible 💀

You certainly liked mine and the way you could see the steam rise off of it....

Hairy macro jock butt looming over your country while that thick musky ass fogs up the air, with a big stupid tail wagging fast enough to cause hurricane force winds, just a big dude showing off his best assets to you groveling bugs ;)

Mhm, alright sock slut

I wonder who prompted this thought....

Dude, just saying, you'd look waaaay better contributing to my body, yeah man, don't you wanna be part of something better and bigger than yourself? Your friends are already stewing in my gut, probably just mush by now, come on, really tryna bulk up, down the hatch bro.

Landscaping would be so much easier if I really was city sized and could eat my crew for dicking around on the jobsite, or toss them in my hot rank work boots, either works

Country sized wolf jock propping up his thick meaty soles over your pathetic little city, skyline filled with those beefy toes, fogging up the air, don't choke on me, yet 😈

Massive dads ripping massive ass send tweet

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Y'all like big beefy footballers? Cuz you'll be getting one real soon...

Jocks with huge hairy asses >>>>

My guiltiest of pleasures

Will continue answering anonymous questions sometime in the future, but feel free to send em for when that time rolls around

The size of my thumb nail is THE perfect size, small enough to go unnoticed but big enough to be a decent plaything, I'd highkey marry a dude that small

Duh it's my boot, not gonna smell like roses dork, enjoy your stay

That's soley dependant on how useful you can make yourself, and how bored I am 🥱

Can't go wrong with tormenting some tinys with your paws

Watching Bakugan when I was younger, I just saw a bunch of badass giant monsters and was like "yeah I wanna be like that" and that ended up awakening a whole lotta shit

Trust me I know, and thanks!

And I fucking LOVE saving money on my diet, gotta prep for the recession, thanks lil dude

Do you have any idea how expensive it is to buy enough protien packed food to fuel all 310Ibs of a quaterback? You're going down the hatch without a second thought lol, gotta save money where you can