i reference these prob once a week

remember, if you eat a cadbury egg it goes on your permanent record

i'm far beyond the internet buddy

*don't be charlie kirk

i got my easter best on 😇

jesus fucking christ

a love story.

Due to everything, I will not be doing anything at this time

you missed mine too *hands on hips*

phone tried to autocorrect nice to mid in a text that was supposed to say It was nice talking to you

not until you follow back, Jerry. tit for tat.

i read this as 'angry beavers' and was prepared to give a dissertation on how they do not fully live underground. then i realized my mistake and sighed

airing of your fireworks grievances

Low - Just Like Christmas (Official Visualizer) YouTube video by Low

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDhh...

Senses On Fire YouTube video by Mercury Rev - Topic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYBX...

quite a movie to watch with mom lol

😂😍👏🎬

@saltymactavish.bsky.social i just power scrolled your feed to see the canned cranberry sauce being slid upon a fiestaware plate, only to be disapointed. good day sir!

i was a regular 'back in the day'

Ye Olde Haunt

Aussies sure do love their pavlovas

Does This Hurt? YouTube video by The Boo Radleys - Topic

i've thought long and hard about this but it's official-- this is one of the top 5 best shoegaze songs ever. EVER. thankyouandgoodnight

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ebf...

you're a fine girl

despite their extraordinary core strength, surfers get lonely too

just got jump scared with the word "Swoletariat"

sorry I've been like this for the past thirteen years I was dehydrated

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’