I am in a MG.

Roo fup

Two archaeologists stand in a trench looking at an unearthed, fossilised, time machine and a tyrannosaurus skull in whose jaws is a human skeleton holding an aerosol can. One says: “These fossils would appear to suggest that, while Professor Cooper's time machine was a great success, his dinosaur repellent formula was not.”

My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

Spasm

Proper banger yep

Alright, what's Frodo doing trying to kill Ripley?

There are only 4 years between the release of Alien Resurrection and LotR Fellowship. And yeah it's Brad Dourif that brought this to mind.

Given my age at the time, no doubt, that gap has always felt like over a decade 🤯

And, blimey what a face on this bloke, eh?!

Such a lot of presence for a small estate car - it's quite unusual in that way. My peripheral vision was absolutely on point today though.

How to drive your actual 1925 Morris Cowley in the snow.

The headlights on permanent main beam 🤌🏻

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Thought it was a legendary spot, but the odds are shortened when minutes later one discovers somewhere like www.vrsperformance.co.uk is just around the corner 😄

(Bit weird it's called vRS after all the Fabias appearing these last two days...)

Shenanigans? Probably shenanigans.

Sounded so good

And, then!! 🤯

#Audi #Porsche #RS2 #Avant

Starting to think I'm being haunted, tbh.

#Škoda #Fabia #vRS

Quite right, too!

It's not kei and I don't care.

It's my favourite kei car!

(Pic by @hubnut.bsky.social)

Going back to 2014 for this one. Guess the location

Vivid memory of this - Ace Cafe Classic Night! Only 12 years ago? Cool...

It's quite the self satisfied echo chamber of a scene isn't it.

BMW's Sterling silver would work very nicely, I reckon.

Thank you for paying my mortgage.

Ok no you can't make a value judgement on something you have no knowledge of. Pratchett would have told you the same.

Post a car that matches its surroundings

#weirdcarbs

Well yeah that would've been the obvious route but they didn't take it!

Personally can't help looking at the estates and imagining how good they'd look with lows, and wondering whether a 2.0T would fit in there 🤔

So the place that made the bear advertise nice bears and the one you collected was shite-awful. Wondering whether they acknowledged the bear looked awful or you enjoyed the awful bears on their website or the website was lying.

They've rearranged the shop location 🤯

Are you far away? I'm about 40 mins.

My first were earlier too! Trying to remember when James may drove it threw me off.

This is getting weird

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Started off TOO old 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Caffeine & Machine x Guinness Zero pitstop

Another Fabia vRS! A very tasty 996 GT3 CS. And some even tastier mood lighting

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