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Posts by mike_br

it's also the fact that they require a ton of water to operate and we don't exactly have a ton of that

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yeah the nuclear fanboys are stuck in like, 2008-2010 before solar got exponentially cheaper and better

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i've seen it so many times at home but never in theaters fuck it's so good

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OH FUCK IT WAS IN THEATERS???

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depends, he might want it but just hasn't had the chance to get it. that would make it technically "incel". volcel would be like "i don't want it"

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I love going "yeah actually i fucked her" in a dumb guy voice about vtubers its so fun

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Yeah i do that

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Calling the next guy John Apple

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It's cold as shit too

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Yeah my last flight was back home from
Narita in January and I got to the airport like 5 hours early since I had left my hotel and no one was free to hang out before my flight. No problems

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My rule is always an hour and a half early for domestic flights, 3 for international

I don't fuck around, if I'm early who cares that's what I have a laptop for

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The people who tell you to get to the airport at the last possible minute are 1. Wrong and 2. A lot more comfortable with losing serious money on missed flights than I’ll ever be tbh

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people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser

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His first major mayoral scandal

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Apple CEO Tim Cook is stepping down Cook will move into the role of executive chairman of the board.

Apple CEO Tim Cook is stepping down

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Still better than YouTube's latency

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A message to Sickos abandoning All-American Alcohol for the Latest Fad “420 Day”:

Just because you CANnabis doesn't mean you SHOULDabis.

@theonion.com

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then you get shit like the insane illegal scandals like the nth room

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unironically I bet a part of this is because porn is illegal in South Korea and it drives men insane not to have legal access to it

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Also the initial switching camera lenses and autofocus starting a bit wonky...good god

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I know I've said in the past that we can get a lot more good science done on the same budget as manned missions

But we wouldn't get stuff like this

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With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

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THE DEAL WENT THROUGH????

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it was cool how we let fucking south carolina doom us in 2020 because a bunch of old church ladies didn't like bernie

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>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

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agreed, that's a hard block when someone tells me that

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how is this literally happening in real life

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