This is an evocation of:

- Bruce Willis driving a flying car (The Fifth Element, soundtrack by Khaled)

- Opening sequence of Office Space

If you thought rhetoric was dead you’re wrong and certainly not a lawyer

Skeetin’ without referencin’ evenin’

The case in point was a CA artery taken out by an earthquake that improved congestion so much they decided not to rebuild it.

Literally it’s remove affordable parking from cities, put roads on a diet (fewer lanes, more bikes/foot) and hit drivers with tolls.

May I also recommend UHF and Pray-TV, as well as Work In Progress (2019)

The year was 2022, after which all biopic films have now been rendered invalid. Thank you and you’re welcome.

as far as I'm concerned there is no need for any more biopic movies ever again after the weird al biopic. It's the only good one.

Big platform tiny message day

Reductive-skeet celebrity unfollow day

That’s not my pathology, as a Canadian-born person politicized to disability issues I get it.

Agree. There was a this-vs-that mentality too that pitted one concern against another: there were those so worried about the damage of social isolation especially for kids that they advocated essentially for all medically vulnerable people to contract COVID.

I’ll do a reply! While the Outdoors was quite accessible locally, I went deep into an environmental-storytelling open world multiplayer video game, mic on because I’m an audio person. Socializing amid strangers (riding cartoon horses) came back bigtime (formerly also a chatroom person).

Sounds personal like she was siding with a disease against humanity and sheltering the disease from blame

JUST BE HAPPY Suffering, Swedenborg, and the hells we choose

I wrote about the possibility that we live in hell and what it means to "choose happiness" johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/just-be-ha...

let it be terrible. write something terrible. first drafts are first drafts. your brain will start working & making the improvements as soon as you start getting it down. so just lean in to the terrible at first.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

One Star Trek Show Saved The Franchise By Splitting Itself In Two Two versions of Star Trek: Discovery, one destiny.

Me praising #StarTrek: Discovery. Everyone's favorite. 🖖

When satire, truth and burlesque are tradition, government and power better get ready to take their lumps

I like to think of France, Belgium, Italy, Spain and Portugal as a cafeteria

I always start these 30-Day video game challenges, make it five days in, then forget I'm doing them and they die.

SOLUTION: Let's do them all RIGHT NOW.

A "Work Smarter, Not Harder" Thread 🎮🧵

I was gonna post ‘nationalize industries” but my displeasure with the language of Blueski today must just be irritability, a me problem

A dictatoctor

These portmanteaux keep mantateau-ing

Cute rhyme, belongs in a pumpkin spice megalo mutant dystopia video game

His Holiness better watch his mouth around our fancy VP

I mean wait until they release the rats!

[Me, a guy whose entire brain has been rewired by Pokémon Pokopia over the last month]: Project Hail Mary is giving me a lot of Pokémon Pokopia vibes

This piece was part of some kind of trippy sound montage we danced to (perhaps an official remix on vinyl?) in an avant-garde modern dance class recital performance as KIDS. I was with this teacher on and off for yonks! What an experience.

Buddy Cole saying “Oh, Jesus”

But should you?