holding a stick of Dubliner cheese between my fingies like a cigarette

a lil something to take the edge off

Bishop a black cat staring into the flame from the Unscented Questionable candle - purchased at https://halfmoonjoe-shop.fourthwall.com

Bishop a black cat glancing away from the flame from the Unscented Questionable candle - purchased at https://halfmoonjoe-shop.fourthwall.com

Hello 911, I think my cat is debating burning my house down?

chat yall seen this tiktok of someone making a life sized leon kennedy????

lmao for some reason my tv zoomed in and cut Joe off?? no idea why it did this but it felt intentional….is my tv trying to tell me to stop watching Joe??? 🤔

spontaneous?? me?? lol im too anxious for that

interesting. for some reason this pic of Joe with that caption make it look like he’s judging me for watching so much lol

💜🩵💜🩵💜🩵

oh lmao

wishing I was unresponsive but unfortunately I’m are we in hell but I’m asking my reflection in the mirror lol

line art done in paint of tattoo ideas on an arm

tatto

red velvet! they are horrible :)

Yes! Actually from the moment I get the tracking number 😭

was trying to type good morning accidentally said goondk instead

saw this and laughed its very chat

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okay you got me. i was fooled. 🤡

maybe instead of public speaking you can just do a little jazz number telling the audience what you need to say? a musical 🎤

in all seriousness tho i hope you feel better 🍏

noticed that my gif in response to Joe having the community migraine didn’t work 😔 @halfmoonjoe.com please watch the following video of what i really wanted to say to you asking if you hold your mouth open will we toss in some green apples. thank you 💓

I’ve always wanted to see a play version of clue 😩 one day i will! It’s such a fun movie

😨 you are such a well rounded person tho who cares if you can do public speaking lol

repost with a movie you know all the words to

Can you?

cook ❌
bilingual ❌
dance ❌
sing ❌
drive ✅
draw ✅
paint ✅
climb ❌
compose ❌
act ❌
martial arts ❌️
edit videos ✅
edit photos ✅
ride a bike ✅
play instruments ✅ clarinet ☺️
makeup ❌ it’s bad
public speaking ❌ i would rather die

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thank you 🫣 this gif was my literal reaction btw 😂

agreed

Ohhh I didn’t know that! I only had my ipad and iphone anyway so I wouldn’t have been able to buy on pc 😭 but thank you for letting me know~

my stream froze and Joe was just sitting there like this at me

was trying to buy bits and the 95bits bundle is ¥323 😂 this number really haunts me

(my app store on my ipad is set in japan but im not there🤫)

i neeeeeed a mimitchi plush in my life

good fame….how boring