Every. Single. Time

I'm in that cruising app hellzone where I keep getting taps/woofs/messages that say "hi"--but no one ever replies to continue the conversation.
Sigh.

What makes someone think an axe or a chainsaw is a good idea in your hookup app profile pic?

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I gave up trying to find a top and had tacos. 😜

Also: I need to make the gym a habit again.

Serving up some daddy bear realness.

That awkward moment when the guys you just purged from your Grindr faves message you for the first time in months (years?)...

I'm sure he's just having a bad night. 😬

He also got my food order wrong. 🤣

This bartender has the personality of soup and he's fucked up cashing out 2 checks since I've been sitting here.

Why do they make bottoms taller than 6'1"?

I'm off work tomorrow. Doctor's appointment first thing, then a haircut, then I'm free for the rest of the day. Might go to Crew Club. Might eat a 23-year-old's ass. Might do both. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Oh, wait. It's "tummy Tuesday." That totally makes it OK. (The kid will have another birthday next year, right?)

The mediocre slice of sausage pizza I completely unnecessarily added to lunch is making me feel like a junkie who did heroin instead of going to his kid's birthday party. Should I have another?

Feeling fragile. Someone else be the daddy today and tell me everything's going to be fine while you fuck me senseless.

Do this to me and I am putty in your hands.

@bradxo.bsky.social

Who wants to be underneath me? ❤️‍🔥

It started with my cousin’s when I was young.

It's the first of the month and I have a bit of a nerd-boner getting ready to reconcile my checking and credit card accounts.

😂😂😂

🐻🐻🐻

Repost if you'd let dad pound your ass hard 😈

It's going to take forever to build the carefully-curated stream of nfsw gay erotica I had on that other site. Sigh.