Country music is just Farm EMO.

And milk!!! :)

$25 if you're at the movies!

Ha ha

Anytime! I post a handful every morning about 6:15 am!

My homemade trail mix is freaking awesome!!!

They report that 75% of a Finnish park Rangers job is rescuing metal bands that get lost while shooting album covers!!!

I DO wake up early, though!

Anytime! :)

Trump and other top Republicans will read passages in a marathon Bible event President Donald Trump and many of his conservative Christian supporters are participating in a marathon Bible reading event

Story time drag shows aren't nearly as dangerous as pedophile Bible readings.

“return to the spiritual foundation that has shaped our country.”

Easier to just say Christian nationalism.

Trump and other top Republicans will read passages in a marathon Bible event. share.google/GXuOF4JoFhcz...

Derp.

I asked the worker where they kept the physics books on lubricants and she told me they were in the non friction section.

A desperate man looking for an off ramp.

He bombed little girls to increase his poll numbers and to get people to stop talking about Epstein.

I hope they roast his ass.

It's just so fun to watch him fume.

Also, can we make sure Kegseth and Patel are there???

Seeing the 2 frat-boy-wannabees get absolutely wasted is something that could make for some great eternal memes.

Double tapping a girl's school and killing 168 little girls under 12yrs old, most of whom needed DNA tests to determine who they were because they were missing their heads, cannot ever be winning.

Ha ha that's awesome.

Lol Spike Lee is courtside wearing a Knicks jersey with “Pope Leo” on the back

#NBAsky

We're going to need a bigger bag of popcorn.

:)

Do you know why the farmer was acquitted for stealing seed???

Because as it turns out, the evidence was ALL planted!

What do you call a German man watering his garden at night???

Later hose'n!

Do you know why the snowman went out to the vegetable garden???

To pick his nose!!!

I didn't realize that Michael J Fox was at the garden store.

That's because he had his back to the fuchsias.

I told my wife that I was scared to plant apple trees.

She told me that I should really just grow a pear!

Do you know why plants are so thin???

Because they're light eaters!!!

I went to the library to get a book on conspiracies but they didn't have any.

Coincidence? I don't think so!

I asked the librarian for a book on turtles.

In Hardcover? She asked.

Yes, that's them and they have a little head.

When you need to protect your butt, you should call Thor.

He's an Asgardian!

Do you know why ironing clothes makes them shrink???

Because it de-creases them!

No that was a girl I went to highschool with that smoked a lot of pot!

:)