Wait ‘til he sees his income tax bills.

That’s it, both-sides the credible allegations of abuse of power, travel fraud, alcoholism, absenteeism, sexual assault… shame on you! Either be real journalists or STFU.

Sweet home A shout out to any readers from my old haunts in Bayonne, New Jersey, where part of my breakfast comes from these days. Somehow. Come to thi...

Gettin' buzzed in the 201.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

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These are the worst.

This is the music we tighten up with Portland Mayor Keith Wilson's budget hit the newsstands today. You can see it here . The city's not bringing in enough to keep current servi...

Portland, what’s in your wallet? Answer: Billionaires’ hands.

Portland, these types are robbing you blind.

They're insisting that our love must have a eulogy

Don't forget Lori, who got the boot today. "Bring me the Josh sauvignon blanc," too funny.

But nine figures for the Blazers! $535K a year for Raymond Lee! No crisis there.

With socks? Dear Lord, please say no.

You ain’t been around

“When are u leaving an where u staying" When your tawdry scandals move from the New York Post to the New York Times , you know they're going to stick like glue. So it went last w...

Some creepy crotters out there in those Portland suburbs.

Those guys never came back from Dead Man’s Curve.

Brunson “dead ball” foul, heh.

Oregonian headline completely missing the point.

How @oregonian.com reports creepy sexual harassment.

Proudly showing off all the food stains on my clothes as evidence of a varied diet

Never buy a dented can.

it's always enriched uranium, never enriched me-ranium

LeBron Clarifies Which Teammates Are, Are Not His Children

LeBron Clarifies Which Teammates Are, Are Not His Children theonion.com/lebron-clarifies-which-t...

Cheap shots ahead From Sports Illustrated comes a disturbing story :  The new owner of the Trail Blazers, Tom Dundon, is already pinching pennies on employee ...

Happy days may not, in fact, be here again for Portland hoops fans.

And another one gone Silly me. I'm always surprised at how quickly common sense deserts people once they assume elected office in Portland. Now Olivia Clark, one...

In Portland, there's only one answer to our problems. Ever.

The clowns at the NYT are no longer worth reading.