100% anky kid

(it’s zero)

Week who-knows-how-many of responding to political spam with “if a human responds to this I’ll donate”. The number of human responses will shock you!

Force quit and punish them with notification purgatory 😈 I’m looking at you, DoorDash

Whoops, we broke the capitol phone system again. Many users are reporting issues reaching offices in DC

Ring the alarum-bell! Murder and treason!

Reported them to act blue months ago and yet! I thought AB was supposed to be cracking down on this stuff

FUN FACT: Indiana constituents made 6000 calls via 5 Calls to oppose this redistricting bill.

That's the largest number of state-level calls on an issue we have seen this year. 🤓📞🙌

I got a really useful "here are some clarifying questions I have, please pick from one of these directions" reply in Claude code the other day. Wish it did this more!

Jurassic Park Rebirth is a marketing premise (no one wants to watch a movie with the same old dinosaurs again!) made into a story premise (no one wants to go to the dinosaur park to see the same old dinosaurs again!)

The legendary cat meme that started an era

The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling

Mischief night as well in suburban Philly

I just blurted out “I hate my senators” waiting for the train.

⚾️

I don’t care about these pleasantries, this skeet is a hate crime

Ah, it’s that time of the year in SF that NOAA clearly has no idea how to predict.

They should just say “it’ll be 90 degrees until it isn’t and then it’ll be winter”

I hope everyone in attendance laughed and laughed and laughed at these total losers

If you know me, you've probably heard my screed on why we need the Western States Alliance to protect the rights of citizens where the federal government is failing miserably. Little did I know the (real) West Coast Health Alliance would be the first important step in that direction

this fucking idiot

soft pretzel warming racks on every jet bridge

I love a good push notification failure

Support Redistricting in California ⭑ 5 Calls The Texas legislature has gerrymandered its Congressional districts to give Republicans five additional seats in the House of Representatives. Texas …

Hey CALIFORNIA -- We just posted a special state-level call for YOU. Have at it 😎

**Pro tip: Enter a full address or 9-digit zip code to ensure you get the right contacts 👍

5calls.org/state/califo...

now hold on just a second, I happen to know color film was common in 1991

If this isn’t someone’s job at the White House now, it will be soon

My toddler has entered the insane dictator paranoid of poison phase, everything I feed her is handed back to me “Here! You eat first!”

We had an issue with the Mac client and 1.86 last week but nothing that impacted linux as far as we know, will check again though

auto update or did you bump the version once you got in? Would be pretty unlucky but I wonder if sd card corruption hit the auth state file

Thanks weather app, for keeping me updated on the tsunami watch since we dismantled the weather service

Raising my popularity by prosecuting Beyoncé

Stickers are really the best part of iMessage, and totally under used