At some point, I will find whoever installed the office door and explain the concept of a level.

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Another day of chaos. Another day of “maybe I should stop trying to escape early because deals fall on my head”

After a busy morning, it’s amazing how much lunch makes me feel somewhat human

Work status: all work paused until I finish this pasta

Good morning, assorted nonsense. It’s too early.

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All I'd have to do to make it run well: rewire half of it, make sure there's enough smoke in the wire, and top up the oil when it leaks. Sure! Can't be worse than some of the PCs I've had to deal with...

As usual, when I’m left to my own devices, weird shit happens.

My spine may hate me, but my work is going very well.

Me: I’m unsupervised all week and going to have an awesome week!

My spine: Today is a great day for ye olde pinched nerve to visit and bring a monster pain flare

Oh hey, I’m more or less unsupervised all week. Mwahahahahaha.

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In today’s adventures, I’ve discovered that the fairground organ is super cool and mechanically awesome

Kitchen clean. Summer wheels going back on daily. Laundry getting done.

What do you mean this is my last weekend day

Help help I have been accosted by the cleaning demon

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Today I have discovered headlight restoration and plastidip for wheels.

Woke up to find a toy fishy in the cats’ water bowl. Said fishy is full of catnip. There are now three very stoned cats, sleeping off their catnip tea experiment.

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Oh hey, some well-deserved recognition. Finally.

Good morning to anyone but the myriad of problems bugging me before 11 am

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There is a mouse under the fridge. Three cats are on stakeout.

I have again been handed a rather large amount of jet-fuel iced coffee and am now preparing for liftoff

It is April and there is Christmas music playing at work

I have so many questions

Today, I am alive and functional-ish due to sending a salesgremlin to get me coffee

I’m attempting to keep a dealership standing on my own today, and the coffee maker is brewing at about half strength.

Send help.

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These shoes are usually totally fine, and then one day, surprise blisters.