Whomst

if you thought i was weird before, wait until you see me after I unestranged myself over a sick parent

5th base is sharing writing samples

I’m gonna be real I don’t want this

Resentment or whatever

Lilly Allen I’m sorry but the plight of the open relationship is too triggering for me to deep dive in this moment

No pressure but this better be the happiest day of the year

whenever I tell someone I'm performing as amy winehouse and they say "you kind of look like her" my hair grows 3 sizes

Being referred 2 as “the formidable Sammi Lanzetta” when I’m just a goofy ass bitch

bestie calmed me down and I did some dbt shit but you know wow boy howdy progress is not linear fml etc I hate the stupid things that I do!

bb u want me to shame spiral in your inbox?

we finally turned the psychosis button off for me and now that it's back on for 24 hours i'm like straight up not having a great time lol

Film school ruined me (storyboarding my songs out in the studio)

Clapping and saying good answer after my friends say anything

not to brag but, it is very challenging to live with my brain chemistry

she thought she ate lol

zohran saying "it's pronounced cyclist" when someone calls him a communist on the citi bike is sending me into another dimmension lmao

david lynch was right most of the time but he was really really right when he said you shouldn't be unhappy when you're making shit

Oui oui bitch

boys do love seeing this

In more ways than one, Taylor Swift

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my DMs

Please know if you’re someone’s terrible boyfriend I’m out grilling you harder than you could possibly imagine to them. Like “stay tf away from Machine Gun Gregory”

Having fun at the baby shower

A brutal reality 🙇‍♀️

WE WORKED VERY HARD ON THIS AMY WINEHOUSE COVER BAND, OUR BARITONE SAX IS COOKING, THE BAND IS HOT!! COME THROUGH BROOKLYN !!1!!!!!!1

a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a beard . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a beard .

when my friends tell me that whatever terrible job/circumstance we met under made it all worth it since we get to know each other

*I'm a fool to do your dirty work comes on at a party and I'm about to bother everyone around me voice* haha do you want to hear a FUN FACT about ME and my LOWER BACK

Many such cases

It works and is make my ass huge you’re welcome America