“we definitely have mice around again, don’t leave food in your room” to “left a whole bag of swedish fish open in a pile of stuffed animals on your floor” pipeline

kid is out at a sleepover and we’re trying to deep clean her room. extremely pray for mojo type situation

white guy in a sixers hoodie standing on a stepstool hanging cat art over some doorways on a blue wall.

the ceremonial hanging of the cat art

oh man

i’m actually *lining* curtains with other curtains to make them into blackout curtains. i had enough to line the first two without piecing. the third curtain has two pieces of lining. the fourth curtain is gonna be monster skin

me to people: i am a fiber artist i make art with my sewing machine :))))
reality: hemming curtains. this is endless why are they so large

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

i need one tho

i mean i would make sure my water bottle was full and i had a snack in my bag but yeah totally

the saturday before municipal brush pickup

husband in the driveway with a queen size flat sheet and the big hedge clippers

what if delicious pastries were to materialize in my kitchen tomorrow morning

(i used it as the fixative for acid dyes instead of vinegar/acetic acid bc my husband cannot tolerate the smell)

you can buy it from dharma trading or another fabric dye peddler, if the spice route fails

seconding, pls curse me too

Tabby stands on hind legs with one paw outstretched toward a TV displaying a capsule above water.

NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

Mastodon - Cut You Up with a Linoleum Knife (Explicit) YouTube video by K1ngOfOldSkool

BABIES DON'T WATCH THIS

i have to do a bunch of physical geometry but my bones hurt

will this be my chance to make people listen to soul asylum's best record, hang time, which came out in 1988

do not want to put on headphones when my hair's wet, so i guess it's time to blast rush

oh hot damn! (i hadn’t even clicked through yet!)

attn @jon.wprb.com if you didn’t already know

oh boy what a rabbit hole

all my bones are very tired

psa: if you find a nest of baby rabbits, and they are in their nest in the ground, LEAVE THEM THERE

while i was feeding them the first time around, someone brought in a nest of five of them

creatures update: drowning in squirrels. i cleaned two bird enclosures today, showed new volunteers how to clean box turtles, and literally all i did the rest of the time was feed squirrels

John Cage - 4' 33'' Death Metal Cover by Dead Territory [ORIGINAL VIDEO] YouTube video by DeadTerritory

Hello.

I just found out that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”, and now I need you lot to know that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”.

youtu.be/voqCQSDAcn8

Cat calendar for April 10th featuring a cute and slightly fluffy brown-beige tabby kitten with blue eyes

Check out today’s cat

Go ahead and excommunicate the Vice President Pope Leo. Make the people happy