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Posts by Elijah Davis

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Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

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Yeah…..

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It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

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Must be something in the air. I can’t sleep either. Well wishes to ya.

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I dunno why I play melee.

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i really wish "children are people and people are not property" was not a radical opinion but unfortunately it's the central question up for debate with much of politics

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me with the time machine, to my 1996 self:

the year is 2026. the Pope is the only world leader you respect. you believe unironically that the cultural mores and sexual behavior of San Francisco are destroying America. computers were a mistake

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I am also a straight white guy who grew up in the Bible Belt so "sin" has always had abstract consequences for people like me whereas it has had material consequences for marginalized folks. I do think that the concept is worthwhile when applied to collective responsibility.

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I'm so glad to have grown up in a family where gambling is a sin. I know that sounds kinda prudish, but if "sin" means destructive force that dehumanizes and flattens; gambling is 100% that. Sin being reified by my family has genuinely been more protective than destructive.

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I suspect the Pope sounds "woke" to many Christian conservatives because the US is steeped in prosperity theology, where the point of worship is to deliver health and wealth to believers. Thus, "feed the hungry" and "show mercy for the poor" sounds needlessly political and "woke."

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Happy happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes day 🐭

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So literally Haikyuu in real life.

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Started playing in 2024 because of an anime and got an assistant job so I could learn more about it. This year they asked if I could head coach and I was like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Lij is smiling and laughing and approaching his team right after a crazy comeback win. The volleyball net blocks him out of focus. Stacked bleachers are behind him.

Lij is smiling and laughing and approaching his team right after a crazy comeback win. The volleyball net blocks him out of focus. Stacked bleachers are behind him.

Lij is holding a trophy. The Academy volleyball club is on his shirt.

Lij is holding a trophy. The Academy volleyball club is on his shirt.

Lij is holding a u12 volleyball on a volleyball/basketball court.

Lij is holding a u12 volleyball on a volleyball/basketball court.

Cropped the photos cause I ain’t posting pics of my kids, but I wanted to share that the 12s team I coach won their first tournament! Didn’t drop a single set and had two back to back comebacks at game point via service aces to win. So very proud of my team!

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Can we stop posting screenshots of tweets or skeets. I’ve blocked mfers for a reason.

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This is like watching a liberal dad explain to his incel son why hating women because they're women is wrong

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It’s time.

Thanks to everyone who helped raise 35k for charity, forcing me to make this god forsaken video

youtu.be/bRVPlSQh4oU

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CLEAR MY FUCKING SCHEDULE

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Orban achieved a level of authoritarian consolidation unthinkable here and they still successfully got rid of him. Never let the doomers have the final say.

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AWESOME!!!!

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Instructioms unclear, I’ve eaten a bag of Cheetos now.

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Songs a banger!!!

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Great work!

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This made me genuinely tear up laughing. Thanks for the laugh!

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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

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Bluesky: well known “number go up” game.

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