Once again: corporate-approved horny.
Baldur's Gate and The Witcher and Cyberpunk will not be banned on Twitch, while less lascivious indie games are banned from sale. Horny is an increasingly relevant Cultural Trend, and culture must be consolidated into the hands of capital.
Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."
four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"
Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"
Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"
Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad
interesting that when a movie with female protagonists does poorly the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists and when a movie with female protagonists is a huge hit the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists
We are due a double but I am SO glad we got at least one huge vote. 14 was fun. Imagine if we did a surprise triple at 17/16/15 Jeff?? That would have been fun too, right? More fun than 3 5s maybr?
Me whenever I hear about honor & integrity #Survivor #Survivor50
She left her agent because he was in the Epstein files, and just like that, there’s a bot-driven smear campaign.
You fell for it with Amber Heard and Blake Lively, stop fucking falling for it.
Screenshot from the NASA Artemis II launch livestream showing the core stage separation from a camera on the rocket.
What a fucking shot holy shit
Oh so now copyright matters.
You know who is excited about tonight’s Artemis 2 launch? Commercial pilots who might get a chance to see it from the air.
yeah. He may SAY he doesn't have social/political commentary, but that itself is commentary.
the guy who wrote a book about how the world had to come together to solve a problem that threatens everyone (not to mention ANY of the many other things in the book) is the one who says he puts no social or political commentary in his books?
LMAO at Duke radio calling for a celebration tech on UConn
CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao
I would say Mulkey needs to go home and reflect on this but that’s going to be a problem since she doesn’t show up in mirrors
Bo Pelini smiling
When the Huskers have a 9-4 disappointment
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
Here it is with the proposed re-ordering of the frames.
biblically accurate mario kart dolphin
Absolutely don't go near this. Good lord.
Couple at the next table on what appears to be a first date:
Man: There's no team I've spent more time hating than the Mariners
Woman: You're an Astros fan?
Man: Mariners fan.
Q: What is Sinners about? A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.
What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/
Jesus when he comes back to Earth:
What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films
Hey, I am not saying I have found the *BEST* commentary for yesterday, but I think I have (Argentina). 😂
Covers both Arsenal goals, Gyökeres and Max Dowman.
I promise you won't be disappointed. 🔴⚪🔊
MAX DOWMAN. 16 YEARS OLD.
ETCH THAT INTO EMIRATES HISTORY, ARSENAL HISTORY, PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY!
ESPN play by play: Bubu Benjamin subbing in for George Washington
i do like how every time a player enters or exits the game for GW the ESPN play by play makes it appear they're giving George a breather. maybe he's in foul trouble
I had missed this story entirely before and now I like Eliza even more than I did on her seasons.
Path of Exile and Torchlight are the two most similar to Diablo that I am familiar with.
tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.
child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.
Christian and Devens are hilarious. Every moment they are on screen, especially together, is a joy.
