Phillies fan sporting a CRANKIN HOG 69 jersey during a food segment on Sunday Night Baseball

the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum i am going to the store

emet-selch's wet n wacky water world

a picture of a man with a stamp that says " my canceled " ALT: a picture of a man with a stamp that says " my canceled "

this is such a lame take but i miss emet-selch/hades and would love to have him back 😭 i know i knoooooloow

Watch Alternate American History it's so fucking good

While it's debatable if those videos are part of monument mythos I consider them to be part of it and I think everyone should know about Andrew/Jackson btw

Andrew/Jackson is one of the in a vacuum funniest concepts Manticore ever came up with and it being played completely straight elevates it beyond measure

a edited meme with two columns. the first one says "people who like gaius" which contains a picture of gaius van baelsar and a massive, illegible string of text behind him. the second says "people who like nero" which just says "hes a whore" with a picture of nero smiling

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FFXIV screenshot with the word 'Destination' above a dog minion.

Destination

I am never forgetting at the first anime con I ever went to in like 2007, there was someone selling a print of Light and L from Death Note naked and dramatically reaching toward each other across a flower and the artist put a big sticky note on it that said "NOT YAOI - SYMBOLISM"

He thinks it's stupid that this is a thing he has to be doing and doesn't take it except when his entire family starts hitting him with sticks until he takes his Zoloft. And then he's the same for the next 24 hours and is like see. It does nothing for my miserable nature. Let's not do this again

My friend sent me this because of my handle on multiple websites being the same as here and I immediately said "what about the antidepressants exchange in near light"

As much as I agree with this in spirit I don't know what this unnamed medication could be but 300mg of arknights sertraline daily

The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection

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ff14 because I am nothing if not predictable

kim-jong-chill i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it's a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake mattheuphonium-blog fabulous tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020 i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you're coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

happy Good Friday everybody

[5:10]The Orbonne Monastery has begun.

Fellas, if your girl - has a black mask around her eyes - is always on the fence - stores her food for later that's NOT your girl that is a Loggerhead Shrike!!!!

my husband just sent me this

Boomer nurse from The Pitt who probably called ICE

Where was she on January 6th

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

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